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Kya sitam hai k ab teri surat

Kya sitam hai k ab teri surat
Ghor karny pe yaad aati hai


Category: Urdu Poetry SMS

Wada na sahi youn hi chalay aao kisi dio

Wada na sahi youn hi chalay aao kisi dio
gaisoo mere dalaan me lehrao kisi din
sun sun k harifon k tarashay howay ilzam
miyar harifaan pe na aa jao kisi din
yaaro.! Mujhe manzoor , taghafal b jafa b
lakin koi usko to mana lao kisi din
kion ham ko samjhta hy wo do qalib o yak jaan
khush feham zamanay ko to samjhao kisi din
guthee talb o tarak ki khulti hi rahay gi
iss aqda e hasti ko to suljhao kisi din
kuch soch k apis ki shakyat ko bharhao
dunya main akailay hi na reh jao kisi din
ye khushak jaziray kahin pathar hi na ban ja’ain
ankhain jo aata ki hain nazr aao kisi din
ye zakhm e talb , kawish e nakhan pe na aa jaye
iss ghaao ko marham se b sulghao kisi din
Danish hi k ish’aar hain Danish hi k ifkar
aisa na ho Danish hi k ho jao kisi din


Category: Urdu Poetry SMS

How a Child Humilitate Mumbai Indians

Judge: Do you want to stay with your mom?
Child: No. She beats me.
Judge: Then do you want to stay with your dad?
Child: No. He beats me too.
Judge: Do you want to stay with your grandparents?
Child: No, they also beat me.
Judge: Ok. So do you want to stay with your uncle?
Child: No. They beat me too
Judge: Ok. So tell me who you want to stay with?
Child: I want to stay with Mumbai Indians.

They dont beat anybody


Category: Cricket SMS

If you’re thinking about giving up

If you’re thinking about giving up, don’t because…

God gave you your life because he knows that you are the only one strong enough to handle it.


Category: Love SMS

how to get new friend?

how to get new friend?

Ans- find a girl, talk to her, talk with her really nice, care for her, love her, fall for her, do everything for her no matter how cheap it is then ask her for be your girlfriend and she’ll FriendZone you.

Ok, Thank Me Later.


Category: Friendship SMS

Books best friend hoti hain

Books best friend hoti hain
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Bhagvan jane kis ki??
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Mera tou khoon pi gai hain


Category: Funny SMS

Infatuation is when you find someone absolutely

Infatuation is when you find someone absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren’t and it doesn’t matter to you.!!


Category: Love SMS

A couple never fought in 25 years

A couple never fought in 25 years.
A friend asked: how did you make it possible?
Husband: we went to Paris for our honeymoon,
while horse riding my wife’s horse jumped and
she fell down.
She got up and patted the horse’s back and said
this is your 1st time
After a while it happened again and my wife said
this your 2nd time ,
when it happened 3rd time, my wife took out
the gun and shot the horse..!
I shouted: You PSYCHO you killed the horse.
She gave me a grave look and said this is your
1st time!
And since then we have never fought.


Category: Funny SMS

Be careful what you buy online

Be careful what you buy online. …
If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.

A friend has just spent Rs. 4500 plus Tax on a private part enlarger.
The bastards sent him a magnifying glass!!!

With only the following instructions said, “Do not use in sunlight.”


Category: Funny SMS

A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

A New Metal is added to Chemistry:

Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv

Atomic Weight: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love & care
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.


Category: Funny SMS , Husband Wife SMS
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