Teacher Student Funny Hot Joke on Bollywood

Teacher: mai animal ka naam lugi aur tmhe btana h vo kesi awaj nikalta h,
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Teacher- Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
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Teacher- Cat?
Student- Meow meow!
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Teacher- Lion?
Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaahhhh.. oh yeahh….
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Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone’..! :D

Dear Katrina Kaif

Dear Katrina Kaif,
It’s just a Mango Juice Adv. not a mango flavoured condom.
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Regards,
Mazza… =P

Dinosaurs Borrowed Money

Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money
From RAJNIKANT
And Refused To Pay Him Back….
That Was The Last Tym Anyone Saw Dinosaurs… =P

Modern Lines After Break-Up

Modern Lines After Break-Up:

Boy To Girl -
Kaha Chal Di, Kaha Chal Di,
Pyar Ki Pungi Baja Kar?
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Girl -
Chodd Chaad Ke Apne Salim Ki
Gali Anarkali Disco Chali :-P

Chikni Chameli Funny SMS

The hidden smoothy jasmine came drunked lonely !!
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Samjhe nahi chalo hindi me suno-
Chikni Chameli chup k akeli pauaa chada k aaye!

Improve ur ENGLISH…….

11 Things you dont know about Rajnikanth

¤ The person who denied the Chief Minister Post
¤ The person who denied the Doctorate
¤ The person who denied “Superstar” title and accepted as it was given by his fans
¤ The person who respects everyone even the people younger than him
¤ The person who lives a simple life despite being in the Stardom
¤ The person who helps people off the media
¤ The person who stood against corruption
¤ The person who made India proud by his contribution to cine field
¤ The person who never forgets his past
¤ The person who remembers the people who helped him in the beginning of his life
¤ The person who has injected good character and thoughts to his fans

–> Proud to be your fan and follower
The Name is ? Rajnikanth ? Mind Itt ;) ;)

Top 5 good news about Salman khan

Top 5 good news about Salman khan..
1 Kareena’s item song in ‘Dabangg 2′ won’t be the remix of an old Bollywood cabaret song.
2 Salman reportedly donated money for Yuvraj Singh’s treatment
3 Hum aapke hain kaun,mane pyaar kiya ,hum saath saath hai director said that i again want to work with salman and its my draem.
4 Dabangg 2 shooting is on the way
5 bodyguard comedian rajat will see in dabangg 2 also.

Rajinikanth Sold Ebay To Ebay On Ebay

Did You Know That

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Rajinikanth Sold Ebay To Ebay On Ebay…! =P =D

Rajnikant’s Fb Status

Rajnikant’s Fb Status -
Those Who Will Not Like This Status
Will Not Be Able To Use Facebook Anymore.
Notification – Mark Zuckerberg And Million Others Like This. :P :P

Tu kya leke aaya tha, kya lekar Jayega ?

Sanjay Dutt : “Tu kya leke aaya tha, kya lekar Jayega ?”
Hrithik : “Abe, ‘Kaho Na Pyaar Hai’ mein to bataya tha, Khaali Haat aaye the hum, Khaali Haat jaayenge” :D