Girl after accepting a Friend Request on Facebook : Hey do i know you …. ?
Boy : Of course no…
Girl : then how you suppose to send me a Request … … ?
Boy : well you need not to look in the mirror for this..actually Facebook was Suggesting me too add you again and again on my page.. so just not to “HURT” Facebook .. i added you ….. !! :P:D

You were born unique.
Gifted with a talent that God designed.
Don’t let people change you.
Be yourself

PUNCTUATION POWER….

An English Professor Wrote The Words:

“A Woman Without Her Man Is Nothing”

& Asked His Students To Punctuate It Correctly.

All The Males
Wrote:
“A Woman, Without Her Man, Is Nothing”

While,
All Females Wrote:
“A Woman ! Without Her, Man Is Nothing”. :D

Feel The Difference… ;-)

Note To Females :
You can’t blame the entire male genre just
because you were attracted to some A$$holes .

BOY: R u single?
GIRL: No, I’m plural
BOY: I meant r u free on Saturday?
GIRL: No, I’m really expensive.

Yes I’m STUPID:-
[S] Smart ,
[T] Talented,
[U] Unique,
[P] Person,
[I] In,
[D] Demand. :D

Lazy Rules
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Lazy rule 1: If you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge
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Lazy rule 2: If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy
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Lazy Rule 3: If you spill water, it will eventually dry
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Lazy rule 4: If its not on the first search page on Google, it doesn’t exist
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Lazy rule 5: Don’t charge your phone till it says 3% remaining
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Lazy Rule 6: Screw the ‘T&C’s. Just hit Accept
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Lazy Rule 7: I’ll tell you later!!
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Lazy Rule 8: Why make your bed when you’re just gonna get back in it again
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Lazy Rule 9: If you’re late, don’t go
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Lazy rule 10: The farther away the remote is, the more you like what’s already on TV
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Lazy rule 11257389135: You dont have to read all the numbers