Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

Pappu pehli bar gaon gya,
Bus se utarte hi mitti hath me utha kar bola…
gaon ki mitti ki khushboo hi alag hai. :)

Pappu ka friend – bewkhoof!!!! thik se dekh ye potty hai.

Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene?
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Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend
n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D

GIRL: Are you crying?!

BOY: Noo, no. I’m just peeing from my eyes :P :D

A Sardar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake.

All Ladies

Suddenly

Standup..

Sardar: Izzat Dil Vich Honi Chayidi Aa..

Betho Betho Tatti Kr Lo Puri.! =-D

Larkay waly: Larki kch krti b hy?

Larki ki Maa: Han
Subha nashty me 2 parathy
dophr 3 roti
or
raat me 2 plate biryani kha k thek
10 bajey

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TATTI karti hy.

Girl SMS 2 her lover:

Agr so rhe ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo,

Jag rhe ho to yaden bhjo,

Ro rhe ho to ansu bhjo,

Lover replies:

“tatti kar raha hun”;-)