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Double Meaning SMS

Confuse your friends with double meaning sms messages. Double Meaning sms are sort of text puzzle sms which make the receiver confuse.

Enjoy me until ur totally satisfied

Come here..
Take off ur pant and
Get on top of me…
Enjoy me until ur totally satisfied…

Urs Lovingly…


TOILET!!!!


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Whats an Average 6 Inch Long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive.




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Larki Jhuk Kar Salaam Kare To

Agr Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kary
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?

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Uski Achi Tarbiyat.

Bhai Hath Jorta Hon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo. :-)


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Girlfriend Boyfriend Naughty Thaughts

Girlfriend: Aaj Mai Tumhe Woh Jagah Dikhaon gi,
Jahan mera Appendix Operation Hua Hai.

Boyfriend gets Excited then the Girl says:

“Ye Dekho Agha Khan Hospital” :-)


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Urdu Tharki SMS

Kyun?

Nae!

Chordo mera hath

Jane do mujhe

Ye kya kr rahe ho

Chordo mjhe

Mere qareeb mat aao

Tumhe Khuda ka wasta

Mere qareeb mat aao

Aagey mat bardhna

Aagey mat bardhna

Aaa

Aaaa

Chordo mjhe

Aaa

Bachao

Koi hai

Bachao

Abay Bas Tharki Neeche kya Video Dekhni Hai?


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Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade

Life mein kbhi compromise karna pade to don’t hesitate. BCoz……
Jhukta wahi hai jisme jaan hoti hai. Akad hi to murde ki pehchan hoti hai.


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Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm

Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?


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