Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany. :P

Son: Daddy, what’s gay?
Dad: It means happy.
Son: Are you gay?
Dad: No, I married your mother. :D

Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt .. :D

A boy threw a letter to a GIRL ,

And fell near to his BROTHER !
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Shittt !
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And his brother was a GAY…Oh shitt !

Boy : Can I Touch yourSoftware..?
Girl : First.. Show me your Hardware.
Boy : Should I install it in your System..?
Girl : Cover it with AntiVirus and Then Install.

Larkian sab se ziyada HOT kab hoti hen!
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Jab unhen bukhar hota hai :P

Girl 1: ye larkay appas main kitni gandi baatain kartay hain

Girl 2: kitni gandi

Girl 1: aray jitni hum appas mein kartay hain

Girl 2: haye Allah itni gandi =D =P

2 kids were lying on bed under a blanket..
1st kid : I’m a boy. And you ?
2nd kid : I don’t know
1st kid : Wait I’ll check.
He went under the blanket and said “You’r a girl”

2nd kid : How do you know ?
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1 kid : Coz my socks are blue nd yours are pink.

Moral: Improve your thoughts They are just kids :P :D