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HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy
HINDU: Men Shama chahata hn
Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta ha lekin Uska baap nahi manta.

Kya koi mere sawal ka jawab day ga?
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Allah ki qasam pepsi wala nai hay

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bus yeh bta do k

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AAP K PASS 35 PAISAY HAIN.?

Aaj
“TOM & JERRY”
ki Barsi hy

Unki YAD me plz.Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 “Cartoon”
ko zaroor SEND karo

Main ne apna Farz pura kar diya…………!!
Ab tm ye sms mje kr k cartoon wali hrkt mt krna

Child: God: Please I Do Not Want Third World War.

God: Why? You Love Your Country So Much?

Child: No God I Am Weak In History I Can’t Study Another War.

“ZARDARI”
Hurf nahi jo mit jaye
Umar nahi jo dhal jaye
Safar nahi jo kat jaye
Ye wo baoo baoo hai mere jan
Jis ko dekh lay woh darr jaye
Ky Jis ko kaat lay woh marr jaye

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))) Help Me
,/(.’.)\, plz

Latka Diya Na ULta
Is Ka Qasur Pata hy Kia Tha?
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Sala bar bar Pepsi wale SMS kr raha tha..

Ap ko yad ho ga k aik wakt tha jb MOHAMMAD BIN QASIM ny aik aurat ki faryad p pora sindh occupy kr lya tha,

0r aj aik aurat poch poch k thak gae hai

(kisne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupay kam krdo!)

lekn k0i b us masum orat ki fryad nai sunta..
S0 Sad.

Wake up PAKISTAN