Some Guys hold their Girlfriend’s hand in Malls
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Bcoz

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If they leave her hand.. She’ll go
shopping,
It looks ROMANTIC but actually its
ECONOMIC.

Friend: Dude,why did u propose that girl when u know she already has a bf ?
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Boy’s reply: Khali chair pe to koi bhi baith sakta hai

Dum hai toh kisi ko utha ke baitho :P :P

It hurts when…
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Girls like ur status/posts and on checking their profiles u find out that their ADD as FRIEND option is close….

Son- “Papa chalo Circus Dekhne jaate”

Papa- “Main Busy Hu !!”

Son- “Papa chalo na Waha 1 Ladki
chote Kapdo mein, Sher Ki SawariKarti Hain” .

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Papa- “Chalo, thik hain tum kahte ho to, waise bhi Bahut Din Se Sher Nahi Dekha” :P

Girl after accepting a Friend Request on Facebook : Hey do i know you …. ?
Boy : Of course no…
Girl : then how you suppose to send me a Request … … ?
Boy : well you need not to look in the mirror for this..actually Facebook was Suggesting me too add you again and again on my page.. so just not to “HURT” Facebook .. i added you ….. !! :P:D

GIRL’S POEM
Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi..?
Ho sakaa,to kisi nek se karungi..?
Lekin jb tk na milega, wo nek..?
“TRY” to hr ek ko karungi…:p

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“