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What is the coolest thing about an examination hall…??
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It is the only place where boys can openly say to a girl..
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‘THORA DIKHANA…!!’

Do not carry umbrella during rain
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Keep
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“New Always Ultra”
on ur head
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yeh 8 ghenty tak geely pan ka ehsaas nahiin hony dyta

smile is the 2nd best thing u can do with ur lips
of courseu know the 1st
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its keeping ur mouth shut.
god bless ur dirty mind

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?”

Husband: “Excellent idea”

Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;-

A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

As they were leaving, she cried out:

WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->

Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

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Gas In His A** . . .

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V…. ;->