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Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya
,Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,

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…O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai.

1 Pathan samosy khol kr ander Se Kima kha rha tha.

1 admi ne pocha pura kyn nhi khatay.

Pathan bola: baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khanay se mana kia hai

Pathan betay se:
Beta doodh ka glass pe lo.
Beta no dady
mujhe nhi pina
Pathan: beta jan agr doodh nhi piyoge to baray kese hogy?
Beta: Dady apko bhi to doodh pasand nhi he,
phir bhi ap baray ho gaey hen,
me bhi nhi piunga to bara ho jaunga,
Pathan: achey bachey zid nahi krty,
agr mere achy bety ho to dodh p lo jaldi se,
Beta: ok dad
Or is trha pthan k betay ne sara dodh p lia.
kahani khtam. Msg gor se prhnay ka shukria.hr br pthan zalil ho zrori to nhi.

Pathan ne makhi Ke 2no par Kat diye or Kaha
“Ur ja”
Wo na uri to

pthan ne Kaha:
Tajrbay se sabit hua K agr makhi K 2no par Kat diye jain to wo sun nhi sakti;

aik pathan pehly roozy masjid main naat prhny gya
likin logon ny ussy marna shoro kr diya
kyon

qk

pehly hi roozy naat prhny laga
“ALVIDA ALVIDA
MAHE RAMZAN”

Pathaan: Sardar ke ghar chori karne gaya aor zor se BOLA, SONAA KIDHAR HAI ????

Sardar: Oye Khotay de puttar, itna bara gharr hai, Jahaan marzi SO JA…

Pathaan Ki Maa Ki death ho gaye,
Ek saal baad pathaan ka baap AMERICA se wapis aaya, us ne puchha teri maa kahan hai,

Pathan Bola: woh to pichhlay saal hi marr gai thi,
Baap: Ronay laga aor bola, Kuttay, kaminay, tu ne mujhe btaya q nahi jubb woh mari thi?
Pathaan ka beta: Abbu, maine socha aap ayengay to main aap ko surprize dunga.