Ehna Aakhiya Wich Si Pyaar Bada,
Uhne Kade Aakhiya De Wich Takiya Hi Nahi,
Es Dil Wich Si Sirf Tasveer Usdi,
Main Apne Dil Wich Hor Kuch Rakheya Hi Nai

A Sad Story… :’((((
O gal kerdi
Muskurai,
Asi samjhy kuri line te aaii,
Fir usny saady number dii mang payee,
Asii vee apni sari yari us te lutaii,.
Fir us ne apni ammi sal nal milai,
Fir pata nahi sade dil wich kii ayee,
Assi naal ly ge apna bhai,
PaTA naii veer ny kii kahani pai…
Aj o Kuri ae saadi Parjaii…… :’(((

Moral:
Apni Girlfriend, Bhai kii Pohanch se door Rakhian….!!!!

English ki understnding mulahiza farmaye.

Yo buddy,wats up?
=vay kaka,ay uttay ki ay?

… Listen buddy,that chick is mine!
=O pai o nikki chuchi meri ay.

R u nuts?
=Oye tu akhrot ayn?

Rock the party
=melay wich wattay maar.

Lets hang out
=aja baar lamkiye:)

Keep rocking= wattay marda ra :-)

Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon
Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy.

Koi Qadar Na Jany Pyar Di
Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy…

Koi Mool Nia Jug Te Rishtyaan Da
AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy..

Kadi Pyaar NAi Mukda Dilaan Wichoon
Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..

BALOCHI
Hmary Regastan me awaz maro
“Khush Amdeed”
to wapis awaz ati hy
‘Amdeed Amdeed’

PATHAN
Hmary Pahaaron me
“i love u”
bolo to awaz ati hy
“Love u Love u”

PUNJABI
Ay keri gal a
saady pind wich awaz maro
” Teri maa nu ”
ty wapas awaz andi ay

“Teri pehn nu”
“Teri nikki nu”
“Teri waddi nu”

Larki k galon pr gulab pyar se marne pr response:

English girl:
u r 2 naughty sweet heart!

Urdu girl:
Na kro na Janu!

Pnjabi girl:
Banda bann way kangra…

Teacher: Kal School se Chutti Kyun Ki?

Student: Sir Mehman Aaye Huay Thay.

Teacher: Oo I See!

Student: Sir Oo I Hundi Tay Mei Aaj V Na Aanda.