Funny Sachin Tendulkar SMS

ATTITUDE !
Ricky Ponting:
“God has sent me on earth to show people how 2 play Cricket”
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Sachin Tendulkar replied:
“I never sent anybody”.

Amazing Facts about Sachin Tendulkar

Sachin Tendulkar scored 134 against the Australians in the finals of Coca-Cola Cup held at Sharjah in 1998. What was so special about that innings?
- It was his first century in any tournament finals.
- That day was his birthday.
- He played left handed that day.
- He played at number 11.

English cricket is weird

English cricket is weird.
The thinnest guy in the team is called BROAD, The ugliest is called SWANN, The guy behind the wicket is called PRIOR, The guy whose father is John is called PIETER SON, The guy whose father is Luke is called ANDER SON, The slowest fielder is TROTT. But they got one right : the dumbest guy is called BELL… lolz

New ICC Rules for Pakistani Players and Australian Players 2012

ICC has just announced some new rules for the Upcoming Pakistan -Aus one dayers

When Australia Bat,
1.”One tapi” is out
2.There are no field Restrictions.
3.There are No runs behind the wicket keeper.
4.There is No six ,batsmam will be declared out if the ball crosses the boundary rope directly
5.Micheal Calrke will bat for both India and Australia ” he is the Jack”
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When Pakistan Bat,
1. Rubber ball will be used
2.One Tapi is not out
3.The last batsman can bat by himself even if he runs out of partners.
4.There will be no umpires, Pakistani batsman will double up as umpires.
5.Comments like “Aye mereko laga trial ball hai ,is liye mein barabar khela nahin”
Rules are to be respected by the Austrlian players, failure to do so will be deemed as breach of ICC code of conductX_X

8 reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar

8 reasons why I hate Sachin Tendulkar :
1. He plays a brilliant innings just before my exams and doesnt let me study .
2. Whenever i choose a resolution not to bite my nails , he gets into nineties and i have got no other option .
3. I’m an atheist but,when he gets near a milestone makes me pray God.
4. He makes the whole of India to stay at their edge of seats during his batting , going for even toilet breaks is difficult
5. Whenever i lose hope in God , he plays a straight drive and proves me wrong .
6. He banished my rational thoughts and made me superstitious in every possible way.
7. Makes even stern hearts to cry by getting out.
8. Last thing i hate about Sachin is that he is going to retire sometime in the future …

Husband Wife and Cricket

Couple silent in bed…

Wife thinks :

Why is he not talking to me?
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Is he thinking of another woman?
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Are wrinkles showing on my face?
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Is he trying to dump me?
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Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
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Does my make up repel him these days.
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Is he upset with my nagging?
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WHY IS HE UPSET?
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Husband thinks :

Why the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra instead of Harbhajan? :/ :P

Dont leave any work even by SMALLER margin

Dont leave any work even by SMALLER margin, bcoz even 99 doesn’t have the glamour of century.
-Sachin tendulkar.

Is shart pe khelain gy india se cricket ke bazi

Is shart pe khelain gy india se cricket ke bazi…

jeetay ko katrina hmari,haray to zardari tumhara…..lolx

Failure Is a Bouncer,Leave it

Success is a Century,Make it..
Problem is a yorker,Face it..
Failure Is a Bouncer,Leave it..
Luck Is a full-toss,Face it..
But opportunity is a Free Hit, Never Miss it….

Its a truthness of our life

Concepts of Cricketers

Concepts of Cricketers

AFRIDI: Do or Die,
SEHWAG: Do Before U Die,
GILCGRIST: Dont Die Until U Do And
MISBAH: Play Until Bowlers die… =P ;->