Innocence of True Love

After a fight !!
Don’t want 2 talk & Still You
check Your Mobile to know…

If You have missed call or msg …!!!
Dats The Innocence of “True Love”

Its very sweet

Its very sweet…….
When someone knows every single detail about uou…not because
You told them….
But because….they noticed You…!!!!

Lets practice math ok

Mom: lets practice math ok..??

7 yr old kid: ok….

Mom: lets strt wid addition…….if ur gf gave u 2 dairy milk n 2 ice crm…

Whts ur ans…??

Kid: luv u jano…..:-P

Only a woundeed knee

I wish I’m still a Kid
No More Broken Heart
No Painful Tears
Only a woundeed knee
But a kiss from MOM
Makes every thing Okay

A male is the most beautiiful part of GOD’s creation

Who is a MALE* :-?

A male is the most beautiiful part of GOD’s creation,

who starts compromising at a very tender age.

he sacrifices his chocolates for his sister,

he sacrifies his dreams for just smile on his parents face.

He builds his future by taking loans from banks&repaying them for a lifetime,

he strugles a lot still has
to bear scolding from his mother, wife&boss.

His mother, wife&&’boss all try to control him.

He understand all of them but they never.

His liife finally ends up only by compromising for other
Happiiness

Yeh Baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Yeh Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Main kaise Mithi baat karoon?
Jab mithi cheez koi khai nahi?
Yeh chaand bhi kaisa maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka woh bhai nahi ?
Kyun lambe baal hain bhaalu ke?
Kya usne triming karwai nahi?
Kya woh bhi Ganda baccha hai?
Ya jungle mein koi nai nahi ?
Nana ki patni nani hai,
Dada ki patni dadi hai
Tab papa ki patni Papi kyun nahi?
Samunder ka rang kyun Neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milayi nahi ?
Jab school mein itni neend aati hai,
Toh kyun bed wahan rakhwaye nahi?
Yeh baat samajh mein aayi nahi,
aur mummy ne samjhai nahi ;)

Papa aapki shaadi ho gyi?

Son- papa aapki shaadi ho gyi?
Papa- haan.
Son- kis se hui?
Papa- bewakuff teri mummy se.
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Son- wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li :P

What is Love ? a Cute Reply

£ines by $chool boy:
Love is wen i walk 2 othr side of classroom
2 sharp my pencil
Just 2 See her…
N then realize that
I’m holding a pen
:p :* :D

Why my parents don’t allow me to play with doll

Cute lines from a guy..!!
The Reason, Why my parents don’t allow me to play with doll :P
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This is because they want to teach me from my childhood
that Girl’s aren’t Toys to Play with =D

A Cute Short Story

A cute story:
1ce all d feelings decided 2 play hide n seek.
Pain startd counting & al oders wr hiding.
Lie said it’ll hid near tree bt didnt do dat!
Lvhid in a rose bush.
Evry1 hid in diff places.
Evry1 wz caught xcept Lv.
Bt anger gave clue abt luv.
So pain jumpd in d bush n dragged it out.
Coz of thorns in d bush luv lost its both eyes.
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Hence God cursed pain & it wZ ordrd 2 b wit luv 4evr.
Till 2day luv z blind & Pain always Accompanies!