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Miss Me!
When You Smell any Rose.

Miss Me
When You Taste any Sweet.

Miss Me!
When You Look at the Moon.

But plz Don’t “MISS” Me!

When You Raise
Your Hands for Prayer.

3 Sardar Raste Main
3 Sardar Raste Se Ja Rahe The, Teeno Ne Ek Murga Dekha.

1st Sardar: Ye Murga Hai.

2nd Sardar: Ye Murgi Hai.

3rd Sardar: Ise Pathar Marte Hain
Agar Bhaga To Murga
Or
Agar Bhagi To Murgi.

New Married Couple of Sardar and Sardarni

Sardarni: Hamari Shadi ko 24 Ghantay ho Chukay hain

Sardar: Aur aisa lagta hai jaise Kal ki baat ho.

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.

Rukhsati k Waqt Dulhan Pehle Maa k Galay lag k Roi,
Phir Baap k,
Phir Bhai k Galay lag k roi.

Sardar ji ne Dulhan le Jane Se inkaar Kar Diya or Kaha:

“Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hundi
Te Mere Kolon Kenj Howe Gi.”

1 Sardar Ki Shadi Pe Sab Sardar He Aaye Huay Thay,

Khana Start Hua to 1 Sardar ne
Plate Pe Tissue Paper Dekh Kar Socha:
Shayd Ye Bhi Khanay Wali Chaez Hai.

Jub Woh Khane Laga to Us k Dost Oonchi Aawaz Mai Kehne Lagey

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Oeye Na Khaein Phikka Ee.

A Sardar was Going on a Road.

He Saw a Dog Sitting Under a Car.

He Pulled out the Dog and said.

“BAAR NIKAL,

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IDAA TU MECHANICAL ENGINEER.

Agar tum usko na pa sako jis ko tum chahty ho

To usay Zaror apna Lena jo tumhen chahte ha!

kyun k?
chahny se chahey jane ka Ehsas ziyada khubsorat hota he.