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Na Gham Hai Na Hai Ehsaas Khushi Ka

Na Deed Hai Na Hai Intezaar Kisi Ka

Main Tu Akela Chal Raha Hoon Andheron Main

Ab To Ye Bhi Yaad Nahi Kab Hua Tha Samna Rosheni Ka.

An argument between
a couple

Husband: Don’t let
the animal in me
…come out … !

Wife: Huh !
Who’s scared of a
MOUSE … ;->

Ek Chote Bache ne Apne Abbu Se Pucha: Kya Ham Jahaz Mai Beth Kar
Allah K Paas Pohonch Sakte Hein?

Abbu: Beta Allah K Paas to Ham Gaadi Mai Beth Kar Bhi Pohonch Sakte Hain.
Ba’Shartia K Gaadi Tumhari Ammi Drive Kar Rahi Ho.

Abhi to Tum Aisi Ho Na.

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Agar Mujhe sms Nahi Karoge to Allah Kare k

_(‘.’)_
/( . )\
_!/ \!_

Aisi hojao.

Dr. Mareez ko Nuskha Detey Huey Kehne Laga,

“Ye Dawa Pabandi se istamal kerein
Aur barri se Barri Museebat ko Bholne ki Koshish Kerein”

Mareez ne Ghabra ke kaha:

“Dr. Sahab Zara Aahista Bolein Wo Museebat Bahar He Bethi Hai”

Mante hy k Lahore Lahore hy
Pr KARACHI uska shohar hy

Agr waha pakistan ka Minar hy
Tu yaha pakistan k Quaid ka Mazar hy

Agr lahor mai larkian aam hy,
Tu karachi ki larkio ka b nam hy

Agr Lahori larke Larrne mai kam nhi,
Tu piche hatne wale b hum nhi

Jitna Lahore hy
Utna tu Karachi mai sirf GULISTAN-e-JAUHAR Hy

Agr koi tmse kahe kya khak hy KARACHI,
To bol dena sb shehron ka BAAP hy KARACHI

G.A KARACHI

Labon Per Aakhri Dam Hai Kabhi Milne ChaLe Aao,
Tumhare Bin Bhari Basti Hamein Wiraan Lagti Hai,

Aaj Phir Wohi Saawan Hai,Aaj Phir Wohi Barish Hai,
Aaj Phir Wohi Haari Hui Meri Qismat Hai,

Aaj Phir Wohi Teri Yaad Hai.
Phir Wohi Sham Aur Wohi Tanhai.
Phir Wohi Raat Aur Wohi Tanhai.
Phir Wohi Tumhari Yaad Aur Wohi Tanhai.
Phir Wohi Dukh Bhari Dastan.
Phir Wohi Mein Aur Meri Tanhai!