I would like to buy some dog food?
man:I would like to buy some dog food?
Salesman: do u have a dog?
Man:Yes
Saler:Where?
Man:at home
Saler:i am sorry cant sell u unless i see dog. its Store policy
next day
man:do u have a cat food?
Saler:where is ur cat?
Man:at home
Saler:sorry can’t sell u unless I see cat
3days later man walks in with bag
Saler:Whats in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Saler:It’s warm and moist What is it?
Man: potty!! I need toilet paper.;-)
hahaha
Category: Dirty SMS , Funny SMS
Husband was singing in toilet
Husband was singing in toilet: “Kudiyan nu thag le, kudiyan nu thag le”… . . . .
Wife Shouted: “kaminey pehle thik se hagg le!” :P :D He he he!!!!
Category: Dirty SMS
Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu
Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“
Category: Dirty SMS , Funny SMS , Santa Banta SMS
Bus se utarte hi mitti hath me utha kar bola
Pappu pehli bar gaon gya,
Bus se utarte hi mitti hath me utha kar bola…
gaon ki mitti ki khushboo hi alag hai. :)
Pappu ka friend – bewkhoof!!!! thik se dekh ye potty hai.
Category: Dirty SMS
What wud be the most romantic horrible scene?
Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene?
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Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend
n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D
Category: Dirty SMS , Funny SMS , Kiss SMS
Are you crying?
GIRL: Are you crying?!
BOY: Noo, no. I’m just peeing from my eyes :P :D
Category: Dirty SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
Betho Betho Tatti KarLo Puri
A Sardar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake.
All Ladies
Suddenly
Standup..
Sardar: Izzat Dil Vich Honi Chayidi Aa..
Betho Betho Tatti Kr Lo Puri.! =-D
Category: Dirty SMS
Larki Tatti Karti Hai
Larkay waly: Larki kch krti b hy?
Larki ki Maa: Han
Subha nashty me 2 parathy
dophr 3 roti
or
raat me 2 plate biryani kha k thek
10 bajey
.
TATTI karti hy.
Category: Dirty SMS
Tatti Kar Raha Hoon
Girl SMS 2 her lover:
Agr so rhe ho to mjhe apne sapne bhjo,
Jag rhe ho to yaden bhjo,
Ro rhe ho to ansu bhjo,
Lover replies:
“tatti kar raha hun”;-)
Category: Dirty SMS
Phir bhi labon pe hansi rakhni parti hai
Aankhon main aansoo aa jate hain,
Phir bhi labon pe hansi rakhni parti hai.
Yeh haal tab he hota hai
“FARAZ ”
Jab lambay safar main “potti” rokni parti hy!
Category: Dirty SMS
