Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota

Kaash Main Teri Haseen NAAK Ka Chooha Hota.

Tu Bari Chah Se Baray Maan Se Nikalti Mujhko.

Main Teri Unglion Main Sharma kar CHIPAK sa jata.

Tu jo Mujhe Apni unglion se Marora Karti.

Main tere Nakhoon May Latak Sa Jaata.

Phir Tu Apni Sahelion se CHUPATI Mujhko.

Main unko Dekh kar DARR sa Jata.

Tu Duniya se Chup kar Kahin CHIPKATI Mujhko.

Aur is Tarhan Main Amar ho Jata.

Kaash Main Teri Haseen Naak ka Chooha Hota.

Puri Dunya Ka President

Ek Din Barack Obama Ne Kaha:
Jo president sab sey Gandi cheez is Jug mey Bharey Ga.
Woh President of the World Ban Jayega.

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Barack Obama Ney Naak Se Nosie nikaal Nikaal Kar Jug Bhar Liya.

Manmohan Singh Ne Balgham Phenkh Phenkh K Bhar Liya.

To ASIF ALI ZARDARI Tension Mai, Uss Ney Dono Jug Pi Liye.