Janu yeh to Bohat Bara Hai
Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany. :P
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Naughty SMS
Daddy, what’s gay?
Son: Daddy, what’s gay?
Dad: It means happy.
Son: Are you gay?
Dad: No, I married your mother. :D
Category: Double Meaning SMS
Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt
Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt .. :D
A boy threw a letter to a GIRL ,
And fell near to his BROTHER !
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Shittt !
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And his brother was a GAY…Oh shitt !
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS
Should I install it in your System
Boy : Can I Touch yourSoftware..?
Girl : First.. Show me your Hardware.
Boy : Should I install it in your System..?
Girl : Cover it with AntiVirus and Then Install.
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Naughty SMS
Larkian sab se ziyada HOT kab hoti hen!
Larkian sab se ziyada HOT kab hoti hen!
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Jab unhen bukhar hota hai :P
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS , Naughty SMS
ye larkay appas main kitni gandi baatain kartay hain
Girl 1: ye larkay appas main kitni gandi baatain kartay hain
Girl 2: kitni gandi
Girl 1: aray jitni hum appas mein kartay hain
Girl 2: haye Allah itni gandi =D =P
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS , Naughty SMS
He went under the blanket and said
2 kids were lying on bed under a blanket..
1st kid : I’m a boy. And you ?
2nd kid : I don’t know
1st kid : Wait I’ll check.
He went under the blanket and said “You’r a girl”
2nd kid : How do you know ?
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1 kid : Coz my socks are blue nd yours are pink.
Moral: Improve your thoughts They are just kids :P :D
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS
What The Hell Were You Thinking
People Spend Alot Of Money Buying Clothes
But D Best Moments Of Life Are Enjoyed Without Clothes!!!
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Its Childhood!!!!
What The Hell Were You Thinking?? :) :)
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS
Why is your cat at school today
The teacher asks Timmy: “Why is your cat at school today?”
Timmy says crying, “because I heard my daddy say to my mommy,
“i’m going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.”
So i’m saving him.”… ROFL ;)
Category: Cute SMS , Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS , Naughty SMS
Height Of Bad Pronunciation
Height Of Bad Pronunciation …
A Bride On Her Wedding Night Told Her Groom
” You Are The Most Impotent Man In My Life.” :-D :-P
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Funny SMS
