Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam bata
Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India ki
nadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…
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Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !!
Category: Funny SMS , Santa Banta SMS
Corner Tickets and GF
A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf..
Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24..
LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ”
Category: Funny SMS , Santa Banta SMS
Santa ka SU SU
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar rha tha..
Upar se 1 aurat boli – Dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai…
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Santa bola-Thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega….!!:-/
Category: Funny SMS , Santa Banta SMS
Hum ne unse pucha
ki vaado aur yaado me kya fark he?
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To wo bole
“Bhai mere ko nahi pata,tu google pe search kar le” :-x
Category: Funny SMS
Diplocate Player Funny SMS
Wo kon sa player he Jo din ko India k liye khelta he aur raat ko Pakistan k liye?
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Sania Mirza :D :P ;)
Category: Funny SMS
Summer Shuru Hone Ki Kuch Nishaania
Summer Shuru Hone Ki Kuch Nishaania :
1. Zyada Pasina Aana
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2. Garmi Lagna
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3rd (ULTIMATE) Mummy Ka Gusse Wali Awaz
Mein Bolna,
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KAMBAKHTO THANDA PANI PITE HO TO BOTTLE
B BHAR K RAKH DIYA KARO :P :D
Category: Funny SMS
There are two things an average girl wishes
There are two things an average girl wishes;
Find the perfect guy &
eat without getting fat ;)
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
Kill the Waves
Meera dinner k bd:ye lo 100 rupay tip go nd KILL THE WAVES
waiter:
KILL THE WAVES?
Meera: u no-sense fool!
mera mtlb hai JA, JA K MOJAN MAAR
Category: Funny SMS
Breath’s Storm Blew
Breath’s Storm Blew ..
And Two pomegranates Flew ..
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Nai samjhay ??
“CHALLI SAAVAN DEE HANERI, 2 ANAAR HILL GAE ” :D :D
Category: Funny SMS , Punjabi SMS
Yeh Kon log hain jo SMS nahi kartay
Gabber: arre o sambha ye kaun log hain re jo sms ka jawab nhi de rahe.
Sambha: Sardar ye wo log hain jo missed call karne k baat bhi ballence check karte hai.
Category: Funny SMS , Reply Me SMS
