Girl says dat she already has a bf.
A boy says:- “I Luv U”.
But grl says dat she already has a bf.
Boy, in sad mood, looks at the
ground
then looks again at the girl
& said-
“DEKH LO AGAR KOI JUGAD HO
SAKE TOH. . .”:D :P
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
Sweeet & Cuuuttteee Physics shayari
Sweeet & Cuuuttteee Physics shayari :-
Focus mein aayi woh pehli bar…
Ishq ka force laga dil pe yaar…
Mirror image hi sahi 1 baartoh dikh jaye…
Pyar current sa dil mein behne laga…
Main uske magnetic field mein rehne laga…
Dua hai meri usse kabhi collision ho jaye…
Aisa torque lage usse ki woh unstable equilibrium ho jaye…
Pyar ka shock usse bhi lag jaye…
High kinetic energy se woh mere galey lag jaye…
Warna uranium nucleus sa toot jaunga…
Free falling body sa building se kud jaunga…
Category: Funny SMS
Crazy Fact Of Today’s Generation
Crazy Fact Of Today’s Generation…
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“Once Upon A Time, Girls Used To Cook Like Their Mothers..
But Now They Drink Like Their Fathers..!”
Category: Funny SMS
3 Students aor 1 JIN
1 ENGINEERING stdnt
1 MBA stdnt
1 MCA stdnt
boat me ja rahe the
1 JIN aaya aur bola
“samundar me koi cheez phenko..
Agar maine dhoond li toh me
tumhe maar doonga..
Aur agar nahi dhoond paaya toh
main tumhara gulaam”
MBA stdnt ne needle phenki
jin ne dhoond li
aur use maar diya
MCA stdnt ne memory card
phenka
jin ne dhoond liya
aur use b maar diya
ENGINEERING stdnt ne
Disprine ki goli phenki
goli paani me ghool gayi
ENGINEERING stdnt bola:
CHAL BETA
GHAR CHAL
BAHUT ASSIGNMENT PADE HAI!!! :-1
Category: Funny SMS
Boy’s Law of Romance and Love
”BOY’S Law Of Romance Love ”
LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED NOR B
DESTROYED.
IT CAN ONLY CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL 2
ANOTHER
:p
Category: Flirt SMS , Funny SMS
All Girls are Devil
:) Quote on a boy’s t-shirt:
“All gals r devils, bt my girl frnd is d QUEEN…
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of THEM..!!:p
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
Lawyers Win Over Wives Too
“Lawyer Had Fun In Da Car With His Secretary.
His Wife Saw Panties On Da Back Seat N Tore It Apart Screaming: “Wat’s Dis?”:@
He (Angrily ): “U Just Destroyed Evidence Of A Rape Case Worth A Million $, Now 4get Da Jewellery U Asked 4.”
“She Fell On Her Knees Crying!
Moral: “Lawyers Win Over Wives Too”:-)
Category: Funny SMS
Larka aor Larki Walay
Ladke wale: hume ladki pasand h sadi kab karni hai?
Ladki wale: abhi to hamari ladki padai kar rahi hai.
Ladke wale: haan to hamara ladka
konsa chota hai jo uski kitabe padh dega.
Category: Funny SMS
Upcoming Horror Movies..!
Upcoming Horror Movies..!
+Exam ka khouf
+Tarapta student
+Shaitani Book
+Result wala Jin
+Neend ki Maut
+Khooni Notes
+Pyasa Examiner
+Ssshhh subah paper hai.
Category: Exams SMS , Funny SMS
Girl ‘s dictionary
Girl ‘s dictionary
NO=yes
MAY B=no
V NEED=i want
V NEED 2 TALK=i wnt2 complain
AM I FAT=Tel me i m beautiful
DO U LUV ME?=I’m goin2 ask somthin expensive..
UR WISH: do wat i
say
NOTHIN LIK THT: something is seriously there.
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
