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Two Commerce Students talking

Two Commerce Students talking…

Mehul: Oh! Sorry yaar,I heard about your breakup. Is it true?
Rahul: Yup!

Mehul: You must be sad na.. ….
Rahul: No yaar! We are commercestudents! I have kept 1 gf as reserved for doubtful debts


Category: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

Don’t worry if you don’t have a girlfriend

To all my male friends…
Hugh Hefner – 87 years old, has a 27 year old wife.
Berlusconi – 77 years old, has a 27 year old girlfriend.
Maradona – 52 years old, has a 22 year old girlfriend.

Moral: Don’t worry if you don’t have a girlfriend, she probably isn’t born yet !


Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

Ladki subah subah apne bf ko call krti he

Ladki subah subah apne bf ko call krti
he…
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Girl:
~ mela sona,
~ mela baby
~ mela pyala sa baby
~ mela cutu cutypie
~ mela good wala bacha
~ kya kal laha he mela bhondu bacha?
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Boy : kitne paise chahie bol ?
subah subah maska mat maar


Category: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

When BF is Smarter than GF

GF & BF on Phone

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao…

How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary
Trends with Minimum Intervention
In The Money Markets ?

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Girl : Hmmmm….

Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!


Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

A boy called to her GF and father picked

A boy called to her GF and father picked the
call, boy thinking what to say..
Dad: hello! How’s there?

Boy: “mai Amitabh Bacchan KBC se Bol raha
hu, app k beti ki ek frnd Hot seat per
Birajman
hai or usko apke beti ki madad chahiye” can
you please call her?
Dad: in romantic mood, given phone to
daughter.
Boy: question is, Where can we meet at
evening?
A : beach
B : Park
C : CCD
D : Mall
Girl : option A.
Boy: thanks, dad is still feeling proud.


Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

hey aaj kya khana khaya?

GF n BF on phone
Boy: hey aaj kya khana khaya?
Girl: tumhay bs yehi batain krni aati hain
Boy: oh oh ok ye btao…
how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?
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Girl: hmmmm…. daal chawal khaye hai


Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

Gandsome & smart boys always get stupid Girlfriends

G.f. To PAPPU
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“Pappu Darling do u knw , handsome &
smart boys always get stupid
Girlfriends ”
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PAPPU.-” thanx for compliment “


Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

Main Kisi Aur Se Shaadi kar Rhi Hun

Girl:” Main Kisi Aur Se Shaadi kar Rhi Hun,
Mujhe Bhul Jao..
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BOY:” Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi ,
Aur Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM,

Dusri Patayenge Tu Jaa BEHEN
Aaj Se Tera Kissa Khatam


Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho

Girl To Boy:” Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jis me
Dukh Bhi Ho aur Khushi Bhi..
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Boy:” You r so beautiful aunty ji


Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS

Car Companies walay bhi Pagal Hain

bf to gf
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Tujhe Yahan Se
Delhi Jaane Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aane Mein 3 Din ?
Wo Bhi Nayi Car Se..??
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gf : jaanu Ye Car Banane Wale
Bhi Pagal Hein…
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Jaane Ke Liye 4 Gear
Aur Aane Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear. :-P ;-) :-D


Category: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS
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