Main Marnay Ja Rahi HOn

Wife: Main Marnay Ja Rahi HOn ..
Husband: Yeh Lo Dairy Milk ..
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Khushi K Moqay Pe Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye!! =P

Mujhe lottery lage to tum kya karogi?

Husband: Mujhe lottery lage to tum kya karogi?
Wife: Aadhe paise le ke hamesha ke liye mayke chali jaaungi.
Husband: Aaj Rs.50 ki lagi.Ye le 25 aur nikal le. :-)

Shakk ki Inteha !!

Shakk ki Inteha !!

Husband :
Darling ! i Will love You for a 100 years….
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Wife :
Kyu Uske Baad
Kon si Maa Ke Paas Jane Ka Irada Hai ?? :P

Husband Wife and Cricket

Couple silent in bed…

Wife thinks :

Why is he not talking to me?
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Is he thinking of another woman?
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Are wrinkles showing on my face?
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Is he trying to dump me?
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Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
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Does my make up repel him these days.
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Is he upset with my nagging?
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WHY IS HE UPSET?
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Husband thinks :

Why the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra instead of Harbhajan? :/ :P

She has a Problem for every Solution

University exam me WIFE pr essay likhne ko
aya.
1 married stdnt ne sirf 1 sentence likha or
usey full marks mile…
‘She has a Problem for every Solution’.;-)

Phone Call and Husband Wife

A husband & wife agreed dat any tym dey want sex deyl cal it fone call so kids wont be able to decode it 1 day they had a fight an wife stopd talkn to the husband and wer talkn to each other thru the kids. Dad says to son tel mum dad wants to make a fone cal mum said tel dad dat netwrks dwn dad replys tel mum dat if thers no netwrk @ hme than il go 2 a public fone mum says if he dares 2 go 2 a public fone i will open a call centre @ home’ lol

I tried but she slapped me

Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband : Look at him he kisses her all the time, cant you do that?

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Husband : I tried but she slapped me :-P

A righteous wife is the best gift

Husband – I feel happy.
Wife – why?
Husband – Because I’m lucky
Wife – why do you say so?
Husband – Because Allah loves me.
Wife – is it?
Husband – Yes that is why Allah has given me a priceless gift
Wife – Masha Allah! what is it?
Husband – That is you my wife !! that is you!! A righteous wife is the best gift that a man could have..

Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai

Wife: Suno doctor ne muje 1 mahina aaram k liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge ?
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Husband: Dusre Doctor k pass. :D

How did you come earlier today to home

Wife–How did you come earlier today to home??
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Husband–My Boss told me to go to “HELL”.