Train mai aik husband apni wife say

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Husband Wife aor Talaak

Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth jaongi
mgr
ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi suna ap ne!

Husband: zanani ban
Gillani na ban.!

Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi

Husband wife ki larai ho rahi thi…
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha..
Husband=tu kutti..!

Wife=tu kutta..!

Bacha masumiat se bola:
Or main tomi..!

Every Wife Deserves A Husband

Every Wife Deserves A Husband Who calls
her BABY,
KISSES her like he means it,
Holds her like he never wants to let her
go…
Doesnt cheat or lie, Wipes her tears when
she cries, :))
Doesnt make her jealous of other
women..instead makes other women
jealous of her…!!
A Man who isnt scared to let his friends
know how he really feels about her…!!
and always reminds her of how much
really he LOVES her!!

Husband Wife Naughty Urdu/Hindi Joke

Privecy joke-
Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, fir bhi
theek se khana banana nahi aata..??.
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Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho,
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maine kabhi complain ki..? ;)

samjhdar aagaye to theek, warna pog0 dekho :-P

Wife comes home late at night

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom

From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two

She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can

Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink

As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine

“hi darling”, he says
“your parents have come to visit us
so I let them stay in our bedroom
hope you have said
hello to them :-D

The relationship between a husband and a wife

The relationship between a husband and a wife should be like the relationship between the hand and the eye, if the hand gets hurt the eye cries and if the eye cries the hand wipes its tears

Your Eye sight is Excellent

Wife:- (in front of mirror)i am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me sum Compliment?
Husband:- Your Eye sight is Excellent.

Main Marnay Ja Rahi HOn

Wife: Main Marnay Ja Rahi HOn ..
Husband: Yeh Lo Dairy Milk ..
Wife: Kyon?
Husband: Khushi K Moqay Pe Kuch Meetha Ho Jaye!! =P

Mujhe lottery lage to tum kya karogi?

Husband: Mujhe lottery lage to tum kya karogi?
Wife: Aadhe paise le ke hamesha ke liye mayke chali jaaungi.
Husband: Aaj Rs.50 ki lagi.Ye le 25 aur nikal le. :-)