I am your miracle right?

The power of love

Wife : You keep my photo in the wallet all the time?
Husband : Sure honey. When I have problems, I will look at your photo and the problems always seem to be gone.
Wife : See? I am your miracle right?
Husband : Of course. when I look at you I realize that what in the world could cause me more trouble!!

Kal ap ne phir apni secretary ke sath movie dekhi

Wife: Kal ap ne phir apni secretary ke sath movie dekhi…!!!

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Husband: Kia karen darling….Aaj kal ki movies ….families ke sath dekhne ke kabil kahan hai….:PpP

If Men R Proud Of Their Achievements

Men V/S Women

- If He Works Too Hard, There Is
Never Any Time For Her.
If He Doesn’t Work Enough,
He’s A Good-For-Nothing Bum. . . =P

- If Men R Proud Of Their Achievements,
They R Egotist.
If He’s Not, He’s Not Ambitious. . . ;)

- If She Has A Headache,
She’s Tired…
If He Has A Headache,
You Don’t Love Her Anymore,
And You Must Be Sleeping Around. =D

I’ve Lost My Wife

Man 2 A Lady In A Crowded Bazaar:
I’ve Lost My Wife. Will U Plz Talk To Me For A Minute
Lady: Y?
Man: whenever I Talk 2 Ladies She Appears From Somewhere.;-)

Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka “BURA” Nahi Socha…:-)

A Bus Full Of House Wives Met

A Bus Full Of House Wives Met
An Accident And All The Ladies Died.

Husbands Cried For A Week.

A Man Was Still Found Crying Even After 2 Weeks, Because
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“His Wife Had Missed The Bus” :->

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai?

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai?
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Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai….:-P

Hight of Nafrat from BV

Hight of Nafrat from BV :P

Ek admi ka hont jala hua kisi nay pucha kaise jala??!!
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Aadmi: wife ko station chorhnay gaya tha…
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khushi k maaray train k engine ko choom liya

One spelling mistake can destroy your life!

One spelling mistake can destroy your life!

A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to
add ‘e’ at the end of a word…

… “I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her__!…”:D

Someone On The Phone talking with Wife

Okay. Okay. Okay. Aaalright. Okay. Okay, Bye. Okay. Bye. Okay. Okay..
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Someone On The Phone talking vth Wife… =P =D