We both Love ME
Boy : Hey ! I Love You …
Girl : Awww… Then We Have Something In Common … !
Boy : We Both Love Each Other….??
Girl : No …!
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That We Both Love ME …! ;) :P
Category: Attitude SMS , Insult SMS
Policy of Bad Girls
GIRLS POLICY
Fraud with innocent BOYS .
Fun with handsome BOYS .
Friendship with good BOYS .
Love with faithful BOYS .
Finally,
Marriage with rich UNCLE. :P
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS
A Pimple on a Girl’s ‘FACE’
A Pimple on a Girl’s ‘FACE’
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Hurts Her More Than a ‘HEART-ATTACK’ :P :D
Category: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS
Aaloo Chholayy
Larki.;K mat kar mera pecha ik din tu pachtay ga…
Colg k bahr aloo choolay ki shop lagay ga…
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Larka.;- tu mat thokra mere peyar ko.
Ik din pachtay gi..
Usski alooo choolay ki shop pe bartan saaf karti nazar ay gi..:P.:D
Category: Funny SMS , Insult SMS
Cheap Items have too many Buyers
Dedicated To all Over attitude Girls:-
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Sweety! Dont be proud if every boy wants u….
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Always Remember
Cheap Items have too many Buyers..!!:p:D
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS
Would you like to be the sun of my life?
Boy: “Would you like to be the sun of my life?”
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Girl: “Awww YES!”
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Boy: “Okay stay 9,955,887.6 miles away from me!” :p
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS
Girl in Shorts
Girl (Wearing Short Clothes): Main Bahut Young Lag Rahi Hoon Na ?? =D
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Boy: Ye Bhi Utaar Do, New Born Baby Lago Gi.. =$ =
Category: Funny SMS , Insult SMS
You were shouting
Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
Boyfriend (got excited): “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.”
Boyfriend (with luv): ohh “I was searching for you, na ? ? ”
Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene they :-P
Category: Funny SMS , Insult SMS
Book named ”Girls r very Intelligent”
A Girl in a book shop: Do u have the book named ”Girls r very Intelligent”?
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Salesman: “The comedy section is on the Left side..” :P :D
Category: Funny SMS , Insult SMS
Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon
Girl: Main Abhi-Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hoon…
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Boyfrnd: Are!!! Aaj Bhi Band Tha Kya…??? :P
Category: Funny SMS , Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS , Insult SMS
