You don’t need WORDS
You don’t need WORDS to show that you care for someone,,,
Like Mr.Bean, he barely speaks but he never leaves his Teddy behind !! :-)
Category: Love SMS , Mr. Bean Jokes
As they threw the stone, Son screams
Little Johnny’s Parents had an argument on who their son loves more, Mom or Dad?
Finally they came up with a solution and decided to throw stone at their son from bit far to see who does he call for help.
If Little Johnny shouts “Mummy” then mom wins and if he shouts “Daddy” then Dad wins.
As they threw the stone, Son screams,
.
.
Oi ! Who was that Son of a Bi**ch! :@
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes
Mr. Bean’s Girlfriend Asking for RING
On a romantic day Mr. Bean’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Mr. Bean : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes
Mr. Bean and a Lady with Car
Mr. Bean : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Mr. Bean : o WOW, what a car which starts with “T”, My Car Starts with Petrol.
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes
Mr. Bean Removing Wheels
Mr. Bean was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Mr. Bean why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
Mr. Bean : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes
Mr. Bean and the Keyboard
Mr. Bean joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Mr. Bean :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes
Mr. Bean and His Birthdate
Interviewer; What is your date of birth?
Mr. Bean; Nov 28.
Interviewer; Which year?
Mr. Bean; Oh You Idiot, Every year.
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes
Mr. Bean sent a SMS to his pregnant wife
Mr. Bean sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Category: Husband Wife SMS , Mr. Bean Jokes
Mr. Bean and Mrs. Been as Terrorist
Mr. Bean and Mrs. Been were fixing a bomb in a car.
Mrs. Been : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Mr. Been : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes
Mr. Bean became a photographer
Mr. Bean became a photographer and was focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why?
He said “SMILE PLEASE”
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes , Smile SMS
