Hindi Naughty Boy in the Class room

Naughty Boy Class Mein Hans Raha Tha,
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Ek Ladki: Boli STAND UP.! Kon Ho Tum ..??
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Naughty Boy : Tum Kon Ho?
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Ladki: Mein MONITOR Hoon.
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Naughty Boy : Hahahaha … Tera Zamana
Gaya Aab L.C.D Chalti Hai :P :-D

A Group of Elephant sitting on The Street

A Group of Elephant sitting on The Street. … … …

A Sexy Female Elephant Passes By
And Guess what d Loafer Elephant says ? ? ? ? ?
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“Wow!

36000 – 24000 – 36000 ……….. :P

You cannot taste me

You cannot taste me,
until you undress me
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Sincerely
Banana… =P =D

Example of both Good & Bad Luck

What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck?
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The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)
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but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)……..

Phone Call and Husband Wife

A husband & wife agreed dat any tym dey want sex deyl cal it fone call so kids wont be able to decode it 1 day they had a fight an wife stopd talkn to the husband and wer talkn to each other thru the kids. Dad says to son tel mum dad wants to make a fone cal mum said tel dad dat netwrks dwn dad replys tel mum dat if thers no netwrk @ hme than il go 2 a public fone mum says if he dares 2 go 2 a public fone i will open a call centre @ home’ lol

Drink Virgin Girls Blood

1911: Dracula Used to Drink Virgin Girls Blood..! =$

In 2012: He Died of Hunger.. =D =P

A Rapist entered Bedroom

A Rapist entered Bedroom, Tied up Husband & Wife, kissed wife’s ear & went to the Bathroom..
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Husband told to wife – “Satisfy him, or he will kill us. Be strong.
I luv u”!
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Wife – “He didnt kiss me, He whispered in my ear that he’s gay,
Needs vaseline & I told him it’s in the Bathroom.
So you be Strong, I luv u too x’D

Two guys raped a Princess

Two guys raped a Princess and were
brought before the king to be punished.
Then, The
King asked them to go and bring as
many fruits as they can..
Shortly after, the first rapist went and brought
15 Oranges.
Therefore, the king
ordered his guards to insert the
se 15 oranges into the rapist’s asshole..
the guy
screamed and cried while the guards were
inserting these oranges.
Suddenly he began to
laugh really loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing, pointing
ahead he replied .
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”Look at my
friend, he is bringing water melons.” :D:D:D

Fate is Like Getting Rape

Fate z lyk gettin rape
if u cant fight , learn to njoy .
wrk z lyk grp sex , 10 ppl r behind ur ass to get ur place .
education is lyk hiring cl girl , it needs both money nd hard wrk .
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success z lyk masturbation ,
only ur own hand can achieve ………..
nw dis my defination 4 fuckin life :D

Be Gentle please Its My 1st time on BED

WIFE: Be Gentle please Its My 1st time on BED

HUSBAND: What..! But you have been “Divorced Thrice”

WIFE: Yes…! But My First Husband was a “Philosopher” He only talked about it…

2nd was “Gynecologist” He just kept looking at it…!

3rd was “Engineer” He needed a year to design a new way to do it…!

AND YOU are a “Politician” so this time
I know I am going to be “FU-KED” Like My Country.