Larki Larkey k naam ki mehandi laGati hy
Larki Larkey k naam ki mehandi laGati hy .
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Lakin
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Larka larki k naam ki kya laGata hy …!
Pog0, pogo, pog0, pog0….. :-D
Category: Funny SMS , Naughty SMS
PTI Member honay k natay
PTI Member honay k natay,
Apne Leader
IMRAN KHAN
ki policies folow krty hue,
Aj me bhi apni Qoum k samny apne asasay declair kr raha hun.
1 Mobile
3 Sims
4 Suit
1 Lunday ka Coat
2 Phati hue Juraben
2 Jootay
1 Purana Kacha
1 Phati hue Shalwar aur us men se latakta hua L0RA or 2 berozgaar Tatty.
THATS ALL.
Category: Naughty SMS
Why can’t anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Why can’t anybody satisfy a Woman Completely?
Because nobody has a Dick made of Gold,
Decorated with Diamonds which Ejaculates Cash!
Category: Naughty SMS
Bhen K Loray!
Sir miss k boobs daba ra tha,
1bachay ne dekh lia.
Sir: Beta!
Miss k seenay me dard hai is liye daba ra hon
Bacha:
Bhen K Loray!
Bacha hoon
Chootia nahi,.
HBO DEKHTA HoN, POGO NAI……..!!
(.”)/”
<))
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Category: Naughty SMS
Because if it was split horizontally
Ever imagined why our butt is split vertically ??? :o
Because if it was split horizontally
it would clap when you run down the stairs…:D :p ;)
Category: Naughty SMS
The sexiest curve on your body
SEXIEST CURVE ON WOMEN’S BODY ??
Dear girls, always remember that
the sexiest curve on your body is your smile ! ? ?
Give your heart to the one who
falls for your smile and not your body ??
Category: Naughty SMS , Smile SMS
Dear Katrina Kaif
Dear Katrina Kaif,
It’s just a Mango Juice Adv. not a mango flavoured condom.
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Regards,
Mazza… =P
Category: Bollywood SMS , Funny SMS , Naughty SMS
WTF is this ?
FUCK is the only word which can be used to express many feelings
Revenge: Fuck you
Failure: I’m fucked
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Anxiety: What the fuck is happening
Anger: Get the fuck out of here
Curious: How the fuck did you do that
Love: She is fucking beautiful
Lust: Aah fuck me baby
Pride: I am a fucking genius
Victory: I won that fucking competition
Sad: Why the fuck does this happen to me
Confused: What the fuck
By this time you will be thinking this is 1 fucking great status
Category: Naughty SMS
Husband Wife Naughty Urdu/Hindi Joke
Privecy joke-
Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, fir bhi
theek se khana banana nahi aata..??.
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Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho,
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maine kabhi complain ki..? ;)
samjhdar aagaye to theek, warna pog0 dekho :-P
Category: Husband Wife SMS , Naughty SMS
Situation Koi Bhi Ho Pet Larkion Ka He Bharta Hai
Clever Girl+Fool Boy= Pocket Empty
Fool Girl+Clever Boy= Pregnancy
MORAL- Situation Koi Bhi Ho Pet Larkion Ka He Bharta Hai… =P ;->
Category: Naughty SMS
