A Mosquito enters the girl’s skirt
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie.
In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
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The boy’s hand. ;)
Category: Naughty SMS
Phoolon wala Underware
Larki Boy Friend se: Mri Jeans 2500,Shirt 2200 or Shoes 3000 K hain
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Larka: Bas Krdo Phle zip Bnd Krlo 15 rupay ki Phulon Wali Chaddi Nzar aa Rahen hy.
Category: Naughty SMS
Janu yeh to Bohat Bara Hai
Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany. :P
Category: Double Meaning SMS , Naughty SMS
Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
B0Y: Aaj Kesa FeeL Kar Rahi Ho ?
GIRL: Kal Raat Ko Tu Had Hi Hogai,
Uff 2 Ghante Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai,
Sare Kaprey Geelay Hogaye Thay,
Pehle To 1 Ghanta Karte Thay,
Magar Kal To Poore 2 Ghante Tak Sans Hi Nai Aayi,
1 Ghanta ßhi ßohat Tha,
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Aakhir 2 Ghante Tak LIGHT 0FF KARNE Ki Kya Zarurat Thi WAPDA Walon Ko..;-)
Category: Naughty SMS
What Is A Naughty Joke?
Sardarji Was Asked,
What Is A Naughty Joke?
Reply Came:
Any Joke Which Is Eighteen Years Old.
Category: Funny SMS , Naughty SMS
Girl In Her Bedroom Shouted
Girl In Her Bedroom Shouted
Ah
Aah
Aaah
Aaaah
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Aaaaah chhiii !!
She’s Sufferng From Cold
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Tujhy Tou Bas
Gande Msgs
Ka Chaska Lga Hy … :p :D
Category: Naughty SMS
I Slept With Dad Last Night
English Class..
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Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night…..
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Madam Corrected: No Beta, I Slept With Dad Last Night….
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Kid: Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi ! :p :D
Category: Naughty SMS , Student Teacher SMS
I don’t care much about
I don’t care much about
11.11.11
or
12.12.12
as nothing can beat
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36.24.36 ;)
Category: Naughty SMS
Sex is like a pack of chips
Virginity is like balloon.
1 prick & itz gone 4ever
Sex is like a pack of chips
once u start u can’t stop
Exam paper is like a dick
When it gets hard people get fucked
Fate is like geting raped
If u cant fight, learn to enjoy it
Work is like a group sex
10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both ur money & ur hard work
Succes is like
masturbating, only ur own hand can let u achieve it.
Thats how this fucking life proceeds on, but still i love my life
Category: Naughty SMS
Woman’s tongue and man’s eye
Woman’s tongue and man’s eye,
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relax only when they die :D : :)
Category: Flirt SMS , Funny SMS , Naughty SMS
