Breath’s Storm Blew

Breath’s Storm Blew ..
And Two pomegranates Flew ..
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Nai samjhay ??
“CHALLI SAAVAN DEE HANERI, 2 ANAAR HILL GAE ” :D :D

Zordar Study

1 student university d toilet seat te betha c…Usne ander ja k vekhya te usde Sahmne likhya c….
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je ehna zor study te la lenda ta Pass ho jana c…

Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi…!

Application to
the Headmaster
in Punjabi…!

Mastraa,
Guzaarish A vay k Mera hun collage aan nu dil nai krda,
Tusi kuriyan v alag kr ditiyan ne ty saadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khaass kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bacheyan nal.

Sady naal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.
J esstran v nai ho skda ty,
“kam waaliyan” e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
Tuaada faithfully,
“pappu Dukhi”
“ty sary sukhi”

Tera Milleya Jo SATH Sache Rabb di Sougat

Tera Milleya Jo SATH Sache Rabb di Sougat..
Jiwe chann Nall RAAT, Suraj Nall ParBhat…..

Ajje Chare Passe varse jo pyaar wala NOOR..
mai koi Pichle janam punn kita hou JARUR…

Es Dil Wich Si Sirf Tasveer Usdi

Ehna Aakhiya Wich Si Pyaar Bada,
Uhne Kade Aakhiya De Wich Takiya Hi Nahi,
Es Dil Wich Si Sirf Tasveer Usdi,
Main Apne Dil Wich Hor Kuch Rakheya Hi Nai

Apni Girlfriend, Bhai kii Pohanch se door Rakhian

A Sad Story… :’((((
O gal kerdi
Muskurai,
Asi samjhy kuri line te aaii,
Fir usny saady number dii mang payee,
Asii vee apni sari yari us te lutaii,.
Fir us ne apni ammi sal nal milai,
Fir pata nahi sade dil wich kii ayee,
Assi naal ly ge apna bhai,
PaTA naii veer ny kii kahani pai…
Aj o Kuri ae saadi Parjaii…… :’(((

Moral:
Apni Girlfriend, Bhai kii Pohanch se door Rakhian….!!!!

English ki understnding mulahiza farmaye

English ki understnding mulahiza farmaye.

Yo buddy,wats up?
=vay kaka,ay uttay ki ay?

… Listen buddy,that chick is mine!
=O pai o nikki chuchi meri ay.

R u nuts?
=Oye tu akhrot ayn?

Rock the party
=melay wich wattay maar.

Lets hang out
=aja baar lamkiye:)

Keep rocking= wattay marda ra :-)

Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy

Kadi Mehak Nai Mukdi Phullan Vichon
Phul Sukdy Sukdy Sukk Jandy.

Koi Qadar Na Jany Pyar Di
Dil Tutdy Tutdy Tut Jandy…

Koi Mool Nia Jug Te Rishtyaan Da
AY Chutdy Chutdy Chut Jandy..

Kadi Pyaar NAi Mukda Dilaan Wichoon
Saah Mukdy Mukdy Mukk Jandy..

Teri Pehn Nu Teri Maa Nu

BALOCHI
Hmary Regastan me awaz maro
“Khush Amdeed”
to wapis awaz ati hy
‘Amdeed Amdeed’

PATHAN
Hmary Pahaaron me
“i love u”
bolo to awaz ati hy
“Love u Love u”

PUNJABI
Ay keri gal a
saady pind wich awaz maro
” Teri maa nu ”
ty wapas awaz andi ay

“Teri pehn nu”
“Teri nikki nu”
“Teri waddi nu”

Larki k galon pr gulab pyar se marne pr response

Larki k galon pr gulab pyar se marne pr response:

English girl:
u r 2 naughty sweet heart!

Urdu girl:
Na kro na Janu!

Pnjabi girl:
Banda bann way kangra…