Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Baari barsi khatan geya si,

Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda “Sehtoot”,
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi “Pappi” ley geya Bhoot!!

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

,, (”,)/’ OYE KIDHAA

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(”,)/’ OYE KIDHAA
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INNNA,,
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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi,

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, “Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan.”

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich,

Santa’s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na

Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.