Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam bata

Teacher:-Ganga, Jamuna,Saraswati or Kaveri, India ki
nadiyan hain, Pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam batao…
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Santa:-Rukhsana, Farzana, Rihana, Rizwana !!

Corner Tickets and GF

A boss asked santa to bring 2 corner tickets for a movie to enjoy with his gf..
Santa brought 2 corner tickets- A1 & A24..
LO KARLO ENJOY!!! ”

Santa ka SU SU

Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar rha tha..

Upar se 1 aurat boli – Dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai…
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Santa bola-Thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega….!!:-/

Bakri ne Anda Diya

Santa bante se:- meri bakri ne anda(egg) dia hai.

Banta:- bakri anda kaise de sakti hai.

Santa:- abe gadhe, maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai. :)

Mere Friend ki Behn

Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mbl se meri GF ka number le liya….

Banta: fir kya huya???

Santa: bewakoof kal se aapni he behen ko romantic MSG vej raha hai………!!!!;-):-P:-D

Imagine, in a closed room

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

Santa aor Anda

Santa omllett bna rha tha usne anda toda to anda khali nikla
Snta hairan hokar bola ghorklyug ab murgi b ABORTION krwane lagi he. !!

2 Dino ki Mehmaan Biwi

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!

Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..

Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

Santa As Conductor in Bus

Santa As Conductor in Bus
Santa : Kithe jana a ??
American tourist: Anandpur
Santa usnu chaper marke
kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keh sakda.
Santa to second american:Tu kithe
jana a?
American darda darda bolya: Ji main Ludhiana
Sahib jana a.
Santa usnu chaper marke: na
othe tere peo ne shahidi diti c.
:) :D ;) :p