Nakli NOTE aor Sardar
Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya,
Cashiar bola janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli hai”
Sardar:
jama mery acount wich hone ne tenu koi takleef?
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
Pathan & SARDAR Marne ke bad swarg me
Pathan & SARDAR Marne ke bad swarg me
SARDAR:tu kaise mara?
PATHAN:thand se or tu?
SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka kisi se affair hai,
Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha
Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li.
Pathan ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,
sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta
to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
Pehla ye bata baki ke 999 kaun hain
Wife: Mere irade bade nek he,
Aap 1000 me se ek hain…..
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SARDAR: Mera dimag bada tez hai,
Pehla ye bata baki ke 999 kaun hain…?
Category: Sardar SMS
Sardar died of brain tumor
Sardar died of brain tumor bcoz of trying 2 solve 1 question again n again.
“if my sister has 2 brothers, den how can I hav only 1 brother??”…
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
SALA SINGER hi mar gaya
Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya.
Khol k dekha tow andar 1 mara hua CHUHA mila.
Sardar ne dekh k bola: A Lo, Radio bajega kaise?
SALA SINGER hi mar gaya
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
Keyboard alphabets were not in order
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked, “what you did till evening?”
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
I need Salary Increment
Sardar – I need Salary Increment.
3 other companies are after Me.
Boss – Really ?? Which 3 ??
Sardar – Electricity ,Telephone n Credit Card.. :D ;)
Hahahahha
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
Mujhe to Kisi Larki ka Chakkar Lagta hai
Sardarni Apni SAAS se: Maa Ji, inti raat ho gay ehai Par woh abhi tak nahi aye
Mujhe to Kisi Larki ka Chakkar Lagta hai.
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Saas: Mar Jaaniye tu kadi changa na sochien, Ki Pata O kisi Truck thallay aa gaya huway :P xD RoFL
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
Inspector Punjabi Pathan and a Sikh
Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi
Inspector: Tum Choozo ko kya dety ho
Pathan: Bajra
Inspector: Wrong Food – Arest him
Inspector Punjabi se: Tum kya dety ho
Punjabi: Rice
Inspector: ghalat hy & arest him
Sardar ghabra k bola: assi ty sary Choozeyan nu 5, 5 rupy dy deny aan, k jo mrzi kha Lo! =D =P
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
Sardar and an MD of a Company
A Man Asks Sardar : Mai Company K MD Ko English Mei Kaise Puchu K Kal Leave Hai Ya Nahi….
Sardar Replies,
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Tommorow Is A Holiday True Or False..
Category: Funny SMS , Sardar SMS
