Teacher Student Funny Hot Joke on Bollywood
Teacher: mai animal ka naam lugi aur tmhe btana h vo kesi awaj nikalta h,
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Teacher- Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
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Teacher- Cat?
Student- Meow meow!
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Teacher- Lion?
Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaahhhh.. oh yeahh….
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Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone’..! :D
Category: Bollywood SMS , Student Teacher SMS
One of the best school memories !!
One of the best school memories !!
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Counting students in each row,
to see which paragraph
I have to read out loud =D
Category: Student Teacher SMS
What is a ‘ line’?
Maths sir: What is a ‘ line’?
A Genius answerd: A line is a dot, going 4 a Walk…!
Sir: So wat r parallel lines??
A dot going fr a walk wid his Galfrn….!!!
He he he ..:)
Category: Student Teacher SMS
How Parents Punish Poor souls
Our Parents Have Many Options To Kill Us:
1- Poison
2- Sleeping Pills
3- Hanging By Neck
4- Throwing 4rm Roof
But They Choose
”EDUCATION”
”Qasam Se Tarpa Tarpa k Marty Hen” :D
Category: Funny SMS , Student Teacher SMS
7 reasons why I chose Engineering!
7 reasons why I chose Engineering!
1) I hate 2 Rest
2) I have already enjoyed life in childhood.
3) I love tension.
4) I dont want to spend time with family.
5) I want to take revenge from myself
6) I love to study on Sundays & holidays too…
7) Pass hone ki khushi bardasht nahi hoti thi yar,
kasam se..! :p :D :->
Category: Student Teacher SMS
Capital Ka Naam
Teacher- Mai jo Questn Puchu, Uska ANS Phataphat dena.
Teacher- Pakistan ki capital ka kya naam hai.?
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Student- PHATAPHAT..:D
Category: Funny SMS , Student Teacher SMS
Height of Good Luck!
Height of Good Luck!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?
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Teacher: Very good. Sit down. ;)
Category: Funny SMS , Student Teacher SMS
Missing School Days ?
IF ever u start missng ur school days ur class ur frnd circle ur canteen or anythng abt ur skooling thn jst open ur report cards sara nasha utar jaega
Category: Student Teacher SMS
Agar koi school k Samne Bomb rakh
Teacher : Agar koi school k Samne Bomb rakh
deta hai to kya kroge?
Student : 1-2 Din Dekhege, Agar koi le jata hai
toh thik hai, warna…
Staff Room me rakh Denge! ;-) :P
Category: Funny SMS , Student Teacher SMS
A B C D Se Shuru
Sir To Student:- A B C D Se Shuru
Hone Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
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Student:-
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A=Apki
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dijiye. :p
Category: Funny SMS , Student Teacher SMS
