Pathan and a College Girl
Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai :D :D : D:D
Category: Funny SMS
Khota Bhi Mehnga Hai Aaj Kal
TAALEEM soch samaj k chorna mery dosto,
kyou k….?
Khota 25,000 ka or
rairhi 10,000 ki ho gai hai :-)
” ØH MY GØD ! ! !
Where r my books ?
Its Actually Hurts
It Actually HURTS;
When you are forced
To Call a Hawtttt
Senior Chickkkk
of Ur University As:
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DIDI ..! :’( :O :-P
Intelligent BEAN
Intelligent BEAN.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Bean: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Mr. Bean and His Class
Teacher: “I killed a person”
Convert this sentence into future tense.
Mr. Bean: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Category: Mr. Bean Jokes Student Teacher SMSA Belated Teachers’ Day
A Belated Teachers’ Day …
Its A Humble Request
…
“80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.
So Plz
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.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible n Save Our
Teachers. . . ” =P ;->
Thappar Marnay Wala ROBOT
1 admi aisa ROBOT ghar laya jo jhoot bolny per THAPPAR marta tha
Beta: papa aaj main school nhi jaunga mery pait mein dard hai (chatakh)!!
Bap: dekha! Apnay jhoot bola is liay aapko saza mili,main jab aap jitna tha to kabi jhoot nhi bolta tha (chatakh)
Wife (hansty huay):ap hi ka beta hai
(chatakhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Category: Funny SMS Husband Wife SMS Sad SMS Student Teacher SMSSleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledge
Teachr 2 Sleepy
Student:Who Invented Steam Engine?
Student: What Sir?
Teachr:Yes Correct It’s James Watt
Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledge… ;->
Category: Funny SMS Student Teacher SMSI m Dead Again
“Each Nite I Go 2 Sleep, I Die.
Next Day I Wake Up, I m Reborn.”
…~M.K.Gandhi~
“Each Nite I Go 2 Sleep, I m Reborn.
Next Day I Wake Up, I m Dead Again”
~A Student~ =P ;->
Student Life isn’t Easy
1 hand on pen, d other on phone
1 ear on lecture, d other on classmates
…
1 eye on board, d other on next seated Girl-friend
1 foot on ground & 1 1 on friend’s new shoes
Face full with respect 4 teacher & heart full with abuses
Attention to lecture but concentration on cute pals
WHO SAID STUDENT’S LIFE IS EASY ..? =P xD
Category: Cute SMS Funny SMS Student Teacher SMS