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Welcme to Bathroom!

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per “Father Day”

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per “Father Day”
Shoro Ho Jayega.

Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le,
Bad Me Na kehna K

“ABBU” Naraz Ho Gaye.:-)

Allah Waleyo

Allah Waleyo

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Ki Labde Pay O? :-)

Toilet Jane Se Pehle

Toilet Jane Se Pehle

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Toilet Se Aanay K Baad

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Tauba Yaar,
Kitna Karte Ho Tum. :-)

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last year the Name Plate Outside your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This year it Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When did you Finish your Masters Degree?

Sardar: You don’t understand.

Last year my wife died,

I put B.A. to indicate “Bachelor Again”.

Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is “Married Again”. :-)

Na Dil Ko “BEHLANEY” K Liye.

Na Dil Ko “BEHLANEY” K Liye.

Na Ghar Main “SAJANEY” K Liye.

Bus Aapki Ek “TASVEER” Chahiye Humain.

Apne Ghar Se “CHOOHAY” Bhagane k Liye. :-)

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

Wah Wah

Us Bewafa ki Yaad Mai Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya

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Phir Uthaya Bread, Lagaya Jam aur Mand K Kha Liya. :-)

Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro

Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro

Main Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo thi Meri PAARO

Wo Guzar Gai Pas Se Nazar B Na Milai

Q K I was on Cycle & She was in PIJARO. :-)

Bhari Mehfil Main Us ne Ye Keh Kar Ruswa Kar Diya

Bhari Mehfil Main Us ne Ye Keh Kar Ruswa Kar Diya
*WASI*

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Uth Kanjra Tenu Te Main Sadiya E Nae Si. :-)

Amir Khan Ne 3 IDIOTS Mai Table par Delivery

Amir Khan Ne 3 IDIOTS Mai Table par Delivery kar k Konsa Karnama Kardiya!

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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshaw Mai Delivery Kar Dali.

GEO PAKISTANI