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No, I work in a condom factory

A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired – Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n
these r customers’ complaints.

Category: Funny SMS

Husband Wife Sex

Wife sex k bad Lmba sa saans lety hwy Husband sy.!

Hm Apny Bety Ka Naam Kya Rkhen Ge.?

Husband Condom Utarty hwy.

Is K Bawajod B Hua To “Z*RD*RI”..

Category: Adult SMS Husband Wife SMS Naughty SMS

5 best XXX Film Nominees

5 best XXX Film Nominees

1. Hasina Ki boobs pe Pasina
2. Condom Apna & Chot Parai
3. Papu Foj Me BV Moj Me
4. Salma Pe Char Gya Balma
5. Nargis k Doodh ka Dahi

Category: Adult SMS Funny SMS Naughty SMS

Happy Muth Day !!!

Na Hum aids se derty hain

Na hi Condom Use kerty hain

Hum to duniya se derty hain

Iss liye Haath se kerty hain

HAPPY MUTTHH DAY

Send this msg to urs 5 MUTHHAL friends

Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS

Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale Condom

# Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale Condom banane lage toh…??

Hona kya….

Raat Bar DISHUM-DISHUM !!!!!!!

Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS

Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage

# Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
MRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Milage
MOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha Tak
IODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye.

Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS

Hame in machron ko paida

Teacher: Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.

Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS Student Teacher SMS

A lady to doctor

# A lady to doctor: I do not want children for a while to enjoy the life. What should I do?

Doctor: Well then take this condom?

Lady: Should I take this with milk or water?

Doctor: No, take it with Banana!

Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS

Preeto Santa’s wife

Preeto Santa’s wife was going to her Parents and was packing the suitcase with need-full.

Santa goes to his friend Bantu and says, “She is so innocent and loving that she even takes the condoms with her for remembering me.”

Category: Adult SMS Husband Wife SMS Naughty SMS Parents SMS Santa Banta SMS

A baniya do sex alternate days

A baniya do sex alternate days:

His friend asks why not you do regularly.

Baniya Replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai!

Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS
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