A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired – Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n
these r customers’ complaints.
Wife sex k bad Lmba sa saans lety hwy Husband sy.!
Hm Apny Bety Ka Naam Kya Rkhen Ge.?
Husband Condom Utarty hwy.
Is K Bawajod B Hua To “Z*RD*RI”..Category: Adult SMS Husband Wife SMS Naughty SMS
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1. Hasina Ki boobs pe Pasina
2. Condom Apna & Chot Parai
3. Papu Foj Me BV Moj Me
4. Salma Pe Char Gya Balma
5. Nargis k Doodh ka Dahi
Na Hum aids se derty hain
Na hi Condom Use kerty hain
Hum to duniya se derty hain
Iss liye Haath se kerty hain
HAPPY MUTTHH DAY
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# Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale Condom banane lage toh…??
Raat Bar DISHUM-DISHUM !!!!!!!Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS
# Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
MRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Milage
MOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha Tak
IODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye.
Teacher: Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Student: Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
# A lady to doctor: I do not want children for a while to enjoy the life. What should I do?
Doctor: Well then take this condom?
Lady: Should I take this with milk or water?
Doctor: No, take it with Banana!Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS
Preeto Santa’s wife was going to her Parents and was packing the suitcase with need-full.
Santa goes to his friend Bantu and says, “She is so innocent and loving that she even takes the condoms with her for remembering me.”Category: Adult SMS Husband Wife SMS Naughty SMS Parents SMS Santa Banta SMS
A baniya do sex alternate days:
His friend asks why not you do regularly.
Baniya Replies: Ke karen, ek din to condom sukhane me bhi lag jaave hai!Category: Adult SMS Naughty SMS