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Man was smoking in a bus

Man was smoking in a bus:

Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

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Wo Aaye Gi

# “Wo Aaye Gi”

Ye Soch kar main Lay Aaya 4 Condom Faraz.

“2 Arzoo Main Phat Gaye”

“2 Intezar Main”

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Barri tension hay

Sardar: Barri tension hay,
kal rat main kurri nal sex kita,
Aj susu nahi nikalda sab block.

Doctor checked n says: Khotay pehly condom te utar.

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Larkiyan kya pehen sakti hein?

# Teacher: Larkiyan kya pehen sakti hein?

Student: Saari.

Teacher: Larkiyan kya nahi pehen sakti?

Student ne bohot socha aur kaha:

Condom.

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7 Tips 2 Remember B4 Sex

# 7 Tips 2 Remember B4 Sex:
1. Air condition The Room
2. Spray Romantic Perfume
3. Use Quality Condom
4. Brush Your Teeth B4 Lip Kissing
5. Switch On Some Romantic Music
6. Have Sex regularly For Healthy Living
7. And Return To Your Own Home Safely..!

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Macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga

Teacher: macharon ko peda hoone se rokna hoga.

Student:ye to na mumkin hai.

Teacher:kuon?

Student:itna chota condom kisi ka baap nhi bana sakta..!

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SHOCK OF LIFE!

SHOCK OF LIFE!

When Husband was ready to get entertained on Honey Moon:

Biwi Ne Kaha:

Please
Yeah Condom Use Nahi Karna,

Mujhe Is Brand Se Allergy Hai…

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A man was doing sex with his girlfriend

A man was doing sex with his girlfriend,, unfortunately condom slipped into her.

After some days news paper flashed a news a baby BORN WITH LAMINATION!!!!!

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Aik Memon hamesha aik

Aik Memon hamesha aik din chor kar agle din sex karta tha.

Dost ne pocha aisa q kartey ho?

Memon:kya karain bhai aik din to condom sukhane main lag jata hey.

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What Happens

What Happens If All The Big Companies Start Selling CONDOMS?

DENTONIC CONDOM
Twice A Day Especially Before Going to Bed.

PEPSODENT CONDOM
Raat Bhar Dhishum Dhishum.

COLGATE CONDOM
Yeh Hai Hamara Suraksha Chakra.

NOKIA CONDOM
Connecting People.

MRF CONDOM
Extra Rubber Extra Mileage.

MOOV CONDOM
Ahhh Se Aahaaa Tak.

MIRINDA CONDOM
Zor Ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage.

LUX CONDOM
Filmi Sitarön Ki Pasand.

CADBURY CONDOM
Asli Swaad Zindagi Ka.

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