1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?
3. If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day??Category: Quiz SMS
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in square box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..! !
When lots of people start to love u,
u may get confused whom to love.
Just tell them I hate u,
everyone will get back
but not the person who loves u truly.Category: Wise Words SMS
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1.B _ _ _ S
2. _ _ N D O M
3.F _ _ K
4.P _ N _ S
5. P U _ S _
May God Bless your Dirty Mind!Category: Double Meaning SMS Funny SMS
Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.
Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy…Category: Funny SMS
Hansa : Mature Matlab ?
Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .
Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha
Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??
Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .
Mujhe Chodd Do . . .
“MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON”
Main Chor . . .
Main Chor . . .
Acha Acha . . .Category: Funny SMS Riddle SMS
Hansa And Praful From Khichdi
Hansa : Pradul “Decide” Matlab ?
Praful : “Decide” Hansa
Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte
Usme Hota Hai Na
“D- Side” —>
“Decide”Category: Funny SMS Riddle SMS
Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab
Praful: Alphabet Hansa,
Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise Hi Koi
Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?
Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,
Acha Toh Yeh AlphabetCategory: Funny SMS Riddle SMS
Hansa:- Ae He He Praful,
Praful:- Tournament Hansa!!!
Ye Jo Tumne Jhumke Pehne Hain,
Gehne Pehne Hain
Inko English Me Kya Kehte Hain, Bolo Bolo!!
Hansa:- Aaa Han Han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)
Melisa:-(Chidh Kar)Are Use Tournament Nahi Ornament Kehte Hain
Hansa:- Are Kuchh Bhi Mat Bolll
Ek Jhhumka — Ornament
Do Jhhumke — Two Ornament “Tournament”
Ae Praful!! Ye Melisa Ko Bhi Babuji Ki Tarah Kuchh Bhi Nahi AtaaCategory: Funny SMS Riddle SMS