Dude?! Change the topic!

Broccoli: “I look like a tree.”
Walnut: “I look like a brain.”
Mushroom: “I look like an umbrella.”
Banana: “Dude?! Change the topic!”

Mr. Bean Kissed a Girl

A Mr. Bean saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”

Mr. Bean: B.Com final year”

Someone Kissing Mr. Bean’s Wife

A man to Mr. Bean:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Mr. Bean rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:

“He’s not my friend.”

If ur heart is as soft as ur breast

In a lift, a man accidentally touched a lady’s breast:

Man: If ur heart is as soft as ur breast, u’ll forgive me.

Lady: If ur dick is as hard as ur elbow, i’m in room 25.

Funny ADULT Questions Answers

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What’s the difference between your paycheck and your d*ck?
A.) You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
A.) “Is it in?”

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

How do u teach a blonde maths?

# How do u teach a blonde maths?

You subtract her chlothes &

Divide her legs And square root her.

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts

# A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives a Baby!

What is the difference between a pregnant woman

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

Once a Elephant asked a camel

Once a Elephant asked a camel: Why do u have dick on ur back?

Camel replied: That is a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face.

Chalenge Question

# Chalenge Question:

Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho,

Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki taraf apna mounh ker ke so gay?