Just give him a mobile with lots of

How to kill a – B O Y – ?
Just give him a mobile with lots of
beautiful Girls mobile number.
Then Lock him in a place with “No – N E
T W O R K – coverage”
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How to kill a – G I R L – ?
Give her a beautiful dress, nice
jewellery’s, costly cosmetics.
Then, lock her in a room without a ” -
M I R R O R – ”
Finish, Game Over !!!!!!!!!!!
Good mrng frndzzzzzz…

A Very Touching Facebook Story

A REALLY TOUCHING STORY……
1 day 3 boys proposed a Girl..
1st: I can die for you.
Girl- All people saying like this
2nd- I can bring star from the sky
Girl- This is very old dialogue
3rd- I can delete my facebook account for you…
Girl- (with tear on her eyes) I will marry you
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and they lived happily ever after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P lolx

Algorithm followed by Majority of Girls on Facebook

Algorithm followed by Majority of Girls on Facebook:

1. Upload a new profile pic…

2. Wait for everyone & I mean almost EVERYONE to like and/or comment “cute”, “cho…chweeet”, “awwww”, “awesome” etc…
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3. Be happy…

4. Respond to every comment & like INDIVIDUALLY with “Thank you sweetie… you
are so sweet” so that the number of comments rises exponentially…

5. Be happy again!!!

6. Go to step 1 :P

U can have all the money in the world

u can have all the money in the world….
but there’s nothing u’ll never have :\
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A dinosaur! :P

Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream

Bored????
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Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream….
‘Don’t marry him/her… I still love you’ :D :P ;)

The food is not ready

Beggar- Madam, I am very hungry..Pl. give me something to eat.

Madam- The food is not ready, come afterward…

Beggar–” Its alright, You save my cell No., & give me a missed call whenever it gets ready.”

What r the people of Turkey called?

Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.

Why does your dog sit there

Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?”

Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”

Girl’s Silence Is Dangerous

Girl’s Silence Is Dangerous.

They’re Either :

—> About To Blow Up,

—> Need A Hug,

—> Falling Apart,

—> Crying Inside,

Or All Of The Above.

An Unfaithful Husband

An Unfaithful Husband
Thinks Of Other Women
When He Sleeps With His Wife.

A Faithful Husband Thinks
Of His Wife When He Sleeps
With Other Women. . . =P =D