Two guys raped a Princess

Two guys raped a Princess and were
brought before the king to be punished.
Then, The
King asked them to go and bring as
many fruits as they can..
Shortly after, the first rapist went and brought
15 Oranges.
Therefore, the king
ordered his guards to insert the
se 15 oranges into the rapist’s asshole..
the guy
screamed and cried while the guards were
inserting these oranges.
Suddenly he began to
laugh really loud, the guards asked
him why he was laughing, pointing
ahead he replied .
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”Look at my
friend, he is bringing water melons.” :D:D:D

Fate is Like Getting Rape

Fate z lyk gettin rape
if u cant fight , learn to njoy .
wrk z lyk grp sex , 10 ppl r behind ur ass to get ur place .
education is lyk hiring cl girl , it needs both money nd hard wrk .
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success z lyk masturbation ,
only ur own hand can achieve ………..
nw dis my defination 4 fuckin life :D

There are 4 ways to enjoy love

There are 4 ways to enjoy love,

1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

hahaha xD :P

Kids Grow Up tooo Damn Fast

16 & Preqnant
15 & Fucking
14 & Sucking
13 & Licking
12 & Fingering
11 & Rubbing
10 & Touching
9 & Dry Humping
8 & Kissing
7 & Wondering …

Smfh , Kids Grow Up tooo Damn Fast..

As they threw the stone, Son screams

Little Johnny’s Parents had an argument on who their son loves more, Mom or Dad?

Finally they came up with a solution and decided to throw stone at their son from bit far to see who does he call for help.

If Little Johnny shouts “Mummy” then mom wins and if he shouts “Daddy” then Dad wins.

As they threw the stone, Son screams,
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Oi ! Who was that Son of a Bi**ch! :@

A Mosquito enters the girl’s skirt

Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie.
In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
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The boy’s hand. ;)

I Slept With Dad Last Night

English Class..
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Kid: Me Sleep With Dad Last Night…..
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Madam Corrected: No Beta, I Slept With Dad Last Night….
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Kid: Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi ! :p :D

Sex is like a pack of chips

Virginity is like balloon.
1 prick & itz gone 4ever

Sex is like a pack of chips
once u start u can’t stop

Exam paper is like a dick
When it gets hard people get fucked

Fate is like geting raped
If u cant fight, learn to enjoy it

Work is like a group sex
10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place

Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both ur money & ur hard work

Succes is like
masturbating, only ur own hand can let u achieve it.

Thats how this fucking life proceeds on, but still i love my life

Since i Lost my Virginity

NEW GENERATION KIDS.

A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette.

“My God! How long have you been smoking?” screams the father.

“Since I lost my virginity,” replies the girl.

“You lost your VIRGINITY!! When the hell did this happen?” shrieks the father.

“I don’t remember,” says the girl. “I was drunk.” :P

Because No one can make that Small Condoms

Teacher to Little Kid : ” Can The population of mosquitoes Be reduced ?? ”
Kid : No Miss ..
Teacher: Why ??
Kid : “Because No one can make that Small Condoms :P And Even if someone makes them , who the hell find the mosquitoes Dick ??” :P :P ROFL Buahahahaha