Guys Get Mad Easily Girls Get Sad Easily

FACTS . . . ! ! !

Guys Get Mad Easily
Girls Get Sad Easily

Guys Can Forget,
But Cannot Forgive
Girls Can Forgive,
But Cannot Forget

Guys Care The Most About
The Quantity of Love
Girls Care The Most About
The Quality of Love

Guys Break-Up When
They Feel Love From Another
Girl
Girls Break-Up When
They Feel The Feeling of
Separation From Her Man . . .

Mujhy Ek Aisi Larki Chahiye

Larka : Mujhy Ek Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo Ghr Ka Kaam Janti Ho. Naik Ho
Shareef Ho Aur Jis Ko Khana Banana Aata Ho

Larki : Tum Aisa Kro Meri Kaam Wali Masi Se Shaadi Kar Lo :P :D

Larka Larki Ki Dosti and Un Ki SOCH

90% boys & girls pehli mulaqaat main
apnay zehen main ek dosry k
baray main is tarah sochty hain:

GIRL:kitna sedha larka hy
BOy:kya Fit bachi hy

…GL:kitna nic behavior hy
B:kya figure hy…

G:well educated lagta ha
B:sali mushkil sy set ho gi

G:dressing zabrdst ki hy
B:WOW!itna light dress

G:agar razi hogaya to is sy shadi kar k hi chorngi
B:ek bar razi hoje phr is ki dost ko bhi nahi choron ga :

Aap ka kia hoga

Ek 3 saal ka bacha Sunnat karwane k liye doctor k clinic main wait kar raha tha

Us k barabar main ek larki Aa kar beth gayi to bacha usko dekh kar Gaana gaanay laga

Apni to jesi tesi
Thori aisi ya wesi

Cut jaye gi

Aap ka kia hoga
Janab-e-Aali..?

Larka and Larki Sex

Larka & Larki
SeX kar rahe thay,
Larka bola: Q na Ham Shadi karlen, Phir,Ham har roz aisa karengay,

Larki boli: Mazdoor ho Mazdurikaro, Factory k malik mat bano.

Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi

Ek Larki Sarak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
Piche Se Ek Boy Bola :
Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?

Girl: Bhag Ja Saley 3 Din Se
Lift Le Rahi Hu Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi ;->

bhai ki personality to dekh

1cute si larki ko mne kaha
I love u
usne mjhe kiss kia or galey lga kr apna mob no dia or dinner pr le gai

Moral:
Tu JAL mt apne bhai ki personality to dekh;-)

Mandir ki dewar pe likha tha

Mandir ki dewar pe likha tha
Agar gunah kar k thak gye ho to ander Aajao

Niche LIPSTICK se 1 larki likh gai

Agar nahi thake to mandir ke peche Aajao…..!

Medical College ki Larkiyan

Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?

Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi .

Larki and Darzi

Ek larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai,

G yah galay miltay hain

Darzi
waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain to mil lete hein.