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Jungle Mein Muth Mari

‘Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo “Muth” Marne Beth Gaya.

1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hai, Bhaag Jaye..

Thorri Door Aa K ek Lomrri Boli: Hua Kya Hai..??

Sher: Maine Bohat Shikari Dekhe hain Per Aisa Shikari Nai Dekha Jo Itni C Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar chuka Hai..

Patta Nahi Kitne Fire Karega.. BahaaagOoOo’

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Muth Bachaye AIDS se HAMESHA

Na Hum aids se derty hain

Na hi Condom Use kerty hain

Hum to duniya se derty hain

Iss liye Haath se kerty hain

HAPPY MUTTHH DAY

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Rozana Muth Mat Lagein

khabardar !!!!

rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye

yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan,

wizarat e chudai

hukumat e pakistan

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Muth Marne Ke Results – OH MY GOD !

“According 2 latest research, Masturbation amongst men is a major cause of testicular cancer bcoz due to d frequent discharge of sperm by dis unnatural method i.e just after u hav masturbated u feel some sort of pain which develops in ur legs & at times goes all d way upto ur spine.. dat pain is actually due to d release from ur testicles of a compound named ‘Acetophenochloride’ which although harmless when it stays within d testicular sack but outside of it, attacks other organs & systems (mostly nervous system)
So plz restrain urself from masturbation bcoz although it may provide u wid sexual relief, in reality it is actually slowly but steadily killing u
For further details visit..

www.phat gae na muthal.com lolzzzz

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Shaadi Kay Baad unki Phir Lulli Nahi Uthti

Mutthain Jo Lagatay Hain Baray SHOK se Ghalib
Shaadi Kay Baad unki Phir Lulli Nahi Uthti

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Happy Muth Day !!!

Na Hum aids se derty hain

Na hi Condom Use kerty hain

Hum to duniya se derty hain

Iss liye Haath se kerty hain

HAPPY MUTTHH DAY

Send this msg to urs 5 MUTHHAL friends

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