Ek pathan interview K lye gaya

Ek pathan interview K lye gaya.

interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”

pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
wahi per Abu dabi…!!!

Pathan Ki English

Pathan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya

Pathan: hi obama hw r u?

Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!…

i m pregnant

Pathan bht pareshan tha k hr joke main mera hi zikr kyoun hota hai.

us ne apni b.v se kaha:
“koi aisi baat kro jis ma main involve na hon”

b.v : “i m pregnant”

Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya

Ek Pathan Naya Naya Tableegh Me Gaya.
Jab Wapis Aaya To Apni B.V ko Marne Laga.
kisi Ne Waja pochi To Pathan Kehne Laga
oye Daarhi Nahi Rakhti
Admi ne kaha
Pagal ye To Aurat he. Is ki Daarhi Nhi Aati.
Pathan Wo To Mujhe B Pata he. Lekin Ye Daarhi Rakhne ka irada to kar le,
Irade par b 1 Neki hai.

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?

PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->

Funny Words written on “Riksha”

Golden Words written on “Riksha”.
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Qismat Aazma chuka hun
Muqaddar aazma raha hun
Kisi be-wafa ki khatir
Riksha chala raha hun.

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Sawari Labbay na Labbay
Speed Ek So Nabbay.

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Jis ne Maa ko Sataya
Us ne Riksha chalaya

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Lag gai te rozi
Na Lagi te roza

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dekhnay main doli
Chalnay main goli

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Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa
Baap ki dua ja beta riksha chala

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Ferrari ka Baap, Nissan ka Nana
Yeh rikshaw chala raha hai Pathan Deewana

Medical College ki Larkiyan

Sardar: Agr khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia engineering college ki larkian nzer aen gi?

Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tu medical college ki bhi .

Ek Pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se Touch ho raha tha

Ek Pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se Touch ho raha tha

Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy..

Pathan: Itny Rush me is se acha nahi ho sakta……

2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the

2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the.

Police walay ne rok k kaha:
Pata nai hy k Double swari Pe Pabandi hy.

Pathan: Pata Hy,is liye to isko wapis chorne ja raha hun.

Urti Chirya Kay Parr Gin Na

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Pathan: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein