1 Pathan ne apni BV ko goli maar di

1 Pathan ne apni BV ko goli maar di.

Kyun k

Usne sirf itna kaha tha k mein apni zindgi “SHAAN” aur “SHOKAT” k sath guzarna chahti hun.

Pathan bola: Shadi hum se kia aur zindgi SHAAN aur SHOKAT ke sath guzary ga.

Moral: Pathan bi apni jaga theek tha yaar.

SHUKAT uska Bhai tha or SHAAN uska Bhatija:

Water Ka FormuLa Batao?

Teacher : Water Ka FormuLa Batao.?

PATHAN: H2O+MgCl2+CaSO4+AlCl3+NaOH+KOH+HNO3+HCL+CO2..

Teacher: Ye Ans Galat Hai..

PATHAN : Ma’m Ye NAALE ka Pani Hai..

Santa as a Computer teacher

Isne to Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, n sbhi computer ke bando ko hi hila diya…..:p

Pathan as a Computer teacher:

Students, if you want to transfer any files from one computer to another computer, follow the below steps

1) Right click the mouse on the file which u wanted to transfer and select CUT option.

2) Disconnect the mouse from that PC.

3) Take that mouse carefully and connect it to the other PC where u want to copy that file.

4) Right click the mouse and select the PASTE option. :P

Pathan ki New Car

Pathan ne new Car li aur us k door par likhwa dya…
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.*DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARF KHOLEIN* ;-> :P

Pathan writing his Diary

Pathan writing his Diary:
“My sister had a baby this morning..

I have not heard
that its a boy or a girl..

So,
I dont know whether
I am
uncle
or aunty”

Pathan ka Honeymoon

Pathan apni unparh BV se: chal honeymoon per chalty hain

Wife:Nahi mujhy kapray
dhonay hain tum mery Bhai ko ly jao

Pathan:
O Yessssssss….
Yes
yes
yes!!!:-

Pathan and a College Girl

Pathan:College Ki Ladki se Bola

I love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai :D :D : D:D

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai…

ahahahaahah LOLs :)

Inspector Punjabi Pathan and a Sikh

Poltri Forms ki Inspection ho rhi thi
Inspector: Tum Choozo ko kya dety ho
Pathan: Bajra
Inspector: Wrong Food – Arest him
Inspector Punjabi se: Tum kya dety ho
Punjabi: Rice
Inspector: ghalat hy & arest him

Sardar ghabra k bola: assi ty sary Choozeyan nu 5, 5 rupy dy deny aan, k jo mrzi kha Lo! =D =P

My Grand Father lived 96 Years

English man :

” My Grand Father lived 96 Years . He never used Glasses ..”

Pathan ya ya ok ok
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i knw i knw sum people drink directly from tooti !!! :-)