Clasrooms r just like a train

Clasrooms r just like a train!1st 2 benchs r executive coches (only VIPs sit there)middle 4 benchs r general compartments&last 2 benchs r sleeper coches..!

Strange Wishes in Different Ages

When You Are At School,
You Wish You Were 0ld
Enough To Work.
When You Are 0ld
Enough To Work,
You Wish You Were At
School. . . =)

Khota Bhi Mehnga Hai Aaj Kal

TAALEEM soch samaj k chorna mery dosto,

kyou k….?

Khota 25,000 ka or
rairhi 10,000 ki ho gai hai :-)

” ØH MY GØD ! ! !
Where r my books ?

Its Actually Hurts

It Actually HURTS;
When you are forced
To Call a Hawtttt
Senior Chickkkk
of Ur University As:
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.
.
.
DIDI ..! :’( :O :-P

Intelligent BEAN

Intelligent BEAN.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

Bean: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Mr. Bean and His Class

Teacher: “I killed a person”

Convert this sentence into future tense.

Mr. Bean: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

A Belated Teachers’ Day

A Belated Teachers’ Day …

Its A Humble Request
…
“80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.
So Plz

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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible n Save Our
Teachers. . . ” =P ;->

Thappar Marnay Wala ROBOT

1 admi aisa ROBOT ghar laya jo jhoot bolny per THAPPAR marta tha

Beta: papa aaj main school nhi jaunga mery pait mein dard hai (chatakh)!!

Bap: dekha! Apnay jhoot bola is liay aapko saza mili,main jab aap jitna tha to kabi jhoot nhi bolta tha (chatakh)

Wife (hansty huay):ap hi ka beta hai

(chatakhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledge

Teachr 2 Sleepy

Student:Who Invented Steam Engine?

Student: What Sir?

Teachr:Yes Correct It’s James Watt

Moral: Sleeping Improves Ur Genaral Knowledge… ;->

I m Dead Again

“Each Nite I Go 2 Sleep, I Die.
Next Day I Wake Up, I m Reborn.”
…~M.K.Gandhi~

“Each Nite I Go 2 Sleep, I m Reborn.
Next Day I Wake Up, I m Dead Again”
~A Student~ =P ;->