Dude?! Change the topic!

Broccoli: “I look like a tree.”
Walnut: “I look like a brain.”
Mushroom: “I look like an umbrella.”
Banana: “Dude?! Change the topic!”

Girls Ki Gandi Gandi Batain

College Girls: Jab hum apas me gandi-gandi bate karte hai
to ladko k kaan khade ho jate hai na?
Boys: Achha tum log usko kaan kehte ho?

Aunty Ki Chudai

Larka ro rha tha
Lady:kya hua
Larka:mene kbhi nei li
Lady: ro mat meri lelo

Aftr sex larka hsne lga
Lady: Q has rhe ho
Larka:mene roro k pura GAON chod dia.

Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya

Beti: Aj me ne 1 larky ko bewaquf banaya

Maa: kese beti

Beti: Mene uska 500 ka note apni sandal k neche chupa liya or wo 2ghante meri

Bra me dhndta raha.

Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?

Wife: “Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?”

Husband: “Excellent idea”

Wife: “U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes & I Will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV”… =P ;-

How do u teach a blonde maths?

# How do u teach a blonde maths?

You subtract her chlothes &

Divide her legs And square root her.

Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage

# Miranda Condom: Zor ka Jhatka Dhire Se Lage
MRF Condom: Extra Rubber Extra Milage
MOOV Condom: Aah se Aaha Tak
IODEX Condom: Andar Tak Jaye Aaram Dilaye.

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts

# A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives a Baby!

Once a Elephant asked a camel

Once a Elephant asked a camel: Why do u have dick on ur back?

Camel replied: That is a fucking good question from someone with a dick on his face.

Chalenge Question

# Chalenge Question:

Ager Sard Raat me aap ke saath bed per aik side pe aik Haseen larki ho,

Aur doosri side per aik Pathan ho to aap kis ki taraf apna mounh ker ke so gay?