Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale Condom

# Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale Condom banane lage toh…??

Hona kya….

Raat Bar DISHUM-DISHUM !!!!!!!

Sexy Female teacher asked the class

Sexy Female teacher asked the class:

Mere marney k baad meri qabar ki Takhti pe kia likha hoga?

A boy from last row: “Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai”.

Sardar Was Advising His Son On

# Sardar Was Advising His Son On

Dining Table,Oye Boti Kha Boti,Lully Waddi Hoe Gi ..!

Sardarni Intrupted:Sardar JI,

Tussi v Boti Shoti Kha Liya Karo.

Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Lady Teacher: Zero main 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?
Girl: Chup rahi!

Teacher (Gussy se): Jawab do
Zero mai 1 Dalen to kya hota hai?

Girl: Miss Bht Dard hota hy.

Ab check kro

Nurse: Sir 22 no bed waley patient ka 4 dafa BP check kiya,
har dafa barh jata hai.

Doctor: Ab check kro to apni Shirt k uper k 3 button bnd kr lena.

Peer jee mera bacha nahin hoo raha

# Lady: Peer jee mera bacha nahin hoo raha.

Peer jee: Tumhare husband mein defect hai.

Lady: Hsband mein defect ho ga poore mauhallay mein tyu nahin.

Larka foran apni Zip khol k bola

# Ek Larkay ka Hath Galti se Miss ki Peeche Lag Gaya.

Miss: Is se Door Raho ye DOZAKH hai.

Larka foran apni Zip khol k bola: Ye Buhat Na-Farman hai Is ko Dozakh mein Daalo.

Wo Aaye Gi

# “Wo Aaye Gi”

Ye Soch kar main Lay Aaya 4 Condom Faraz.

“2 Arzoo Main Phat Gaye”

“2 Intezar Main”

MINISTER

MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?
WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..

Pathan ne apni BV ko

# Pathan ne apni BV ko
Shadi ki raat he QATAL krdia

Q k

BV ki
Underwear pe
Ye likhha hua tha:
100% Soft & Silky
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