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Best moments of life

Best moments of life:
1. To fall in love.
2. To clear ur last Exam.
3. To wake up n realize its still possible to sleep.
4. To get a phone call saying class is canceled.
5. To feel butterflie s every time you see DAT PERSON.
6. To see an old friend again n to feel that things have not changed.
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child.
8. Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening.
9. Waiting 4 a cal or message from your loved one wen u r alone.
10. Walking alone on a silent road.
at night n listening to your fav songs.

Category: Decent SMS

Height of begging

Height of begging:
A sleeping beggar puts up a notice board in front of him saying
“Plz do not make noise by dropping coins,offer notes” :-D

Category: Funny SMS

Education ruins our common sense

An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip..

They set up their tent & fell asleep.

Some hours later, Father wakes his son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what u see?

Son: I see millions of stars.

Father: And what does that tell you?

Son: Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies & planets.

Father slaps the son hard & says: Idiot, ‘someone has stolen our tent’

Moral: Education ruins our common sense. :P

Category: Funny SMS

Advantages of not having lover

Advantages of not having lover
1. Can sleep well.
2. Can save time.
3. No worry about how u look.
4. No missed calls in mid night.
5. No need to activate 10ps scheme.
6. No need to recharge twice a day.
7. Can talk to all boys&girls.
8.The most important, can forward this to all.
Proud to be single.

Category: Funny SMS Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

13 Types of Silly Girls

Silly girls:
- Take a walk in the house with a toothbrush. :)
- Read the text on the shampoo bottle in the shower. :)
- Laugh at our jokes when we haven’t even shared it with others yet. :)
- We can read something 10 times without understanding it. :)
- Push the door when it clearly says ” PULL” . :)
- We ask “what?” when we clearly understand everything. :)
- Hate it when the wind messes our hair up. :)
- Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything. :)
- Have to call our own phones to find it. :)
- Check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch :)
- Turning our pillow around so we sleep on the cold side. :)
- When we stay up late we count how many hours of sleep we will get. :)
- Smiling While Reading This :)
Like this if u re happy being a girl :)

Category: Girlfriend Boyfriend SMS

You still have time to SLEEP

The best Feeling when you wake up is.
Take yur mobile in hand & see……..
you still have time to SLEEP =P

Category: Good Night SMS

MOON Come To Color

MOON Come To Color
Your Dreams,
To Make Them
Musical And My
To Give You Warm
And Peaceful Sleep.
Good Night.

Category: Good Night SMS

Stupidity has no Limits

Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask

1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: “Are You
Sleeping?” (No! I’m Trying to Die?)

2. When It’s Raining & Someone Notices You going Out, they Ask: “Are You Going Out In this
Rain?” (No, In The Next one.)

3. Your Friend Calls on your Landline: “Where are you?” (no am At the McDonalds !)

4. They See …you Wet Coming from the Bathroom: “Did You Just Have A Bath?” (No, I Fell In the Toilet Bowl !)

5. You are Standing Right In Front Of the Elevator On The Ground Floor & they Ask: “Going
Up?” (No, No, I’m Waiting for My Apartment to Come Down & Get Me.)

6. You Bring A Bunch Of Flowers for your Sweetheart, they Ask: “Are those Flowers?” (No Baby! They are Carrots.)

7. You are On The Queue to Buy Tickets at the Cinema, A Friend Saw You & Asks, “What are
you Doing Here?” (I’m Here to Pay My School Fees.) :)

Category: Funny SMS

After a long dry and a very tiring day

After a long dry and a very tiring day,
the good old night is finally on your way.
It is time when the moon up there glows and gleams,
And the hour when it tells us to have sweet dreams.
So my dear friends reward yourselves with sleep tonight,
Here I stop by to your side, to wish you all a good night.

Category: English Poetry SMS

An Unfaithful Husband

An Unfaithful Husband
Thinks Of Other Women
When He Sleeps With His Wife.

A Faithful Husband Thinks
Of His Wife When He Sleeps
With Other Women. . . =P =D

Category: Funny SMS Husband Wife SMS
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