Jungle Mein Muth Mari

‘Jungle Mai 1 Shikari Ko Shikar Na Mila To Wo “Muth” Marne Beth Gaya.

1 Sher Ne Dekha To Bhaagte Hue Tamam JanwarOn Se Bola: Jisko Apni Jaan Pyari Hai, Bhaag Jaye..

Thorri Door Aa K ek Lomrri Boli: Hua Kya Hai..??

Sher: Maine Bohat Shikari Dekhe hain Per Aisa Shikari Nai Dekha Jo Itni C Gun Ko 60-70 Dafa Load Kar chuka Hai..

Patta Nahi Kitne Fire Karega.. BahaaagOoOo’

Muth Bachaye AIDS se HAMESHA

Na Hum aids se derty hain

Na hi Condom Use kerty hain

Hum to duniya se derty hain

Iss liye Haath se kerty hain

HAPPY MUTTHH DAY

Send this msg to urs 5 MUTHHAL friends

Rozana Muth Mat Lagein

khabardar !!!!

rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye

yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan,

wizarat e chudai

hukumat e pakistan

Muth Marne Ke Results – OH MY GOD !

“According 2 latest research, Masturbation amongst men is a major cause of testicular cancer bcoz due to d frequent discharge of sperm by dis unnatural method i.e just after u hav masturbated u feel some sort of pain which develops in ur legs & at times goes all d way upto ur spine.. dat pain is actually due to d release from ur testicles of a compound named ‘Acetophenochloride’ which although harmless when it stays within d testicular sack but outside of it, attacks other organs & systems (mostly nervous system)
So plz restrain urself from masturbation bcoz although it may provide u wid sexual relief, in reality it is actually slowly but steadily killing u
For further details visit..

www.phat gae na muthal.com lolzzzz

Jab Larki Pregnant Hoti Hai

Jb Wife Pregnant ho to us ki sari Sahailiyan us k pait pe hath pher k kehti hein
Congratulations

Lekin

koi B husband ka
LUN pakr kr nhi kehti
” “Well done ” “

Pathan aor Uski Biwi ki Gand

1 pathan bv ki gand py hath pher k ro para,
BV : Gull khana aap Q rota hai?
Pathan: Tmhari gand pe hath phair k aaj wo bacha yad aa gaya jo sms parh raha hay

Shaadi Kay Baad unki Phir Lulli Nahi Uthti

Mutthain Jo Lagatay Hain Baray SHOK se Ghalib
Shaadi Kay Baad unki Phir Lulli Nahi Uthti

Veena Malik annd Arabic Man Sexy Sms

1 Arbi ne Veena ko Goad me bitha k pocha
Tm 1 Rat me kitna kama leti ho

Veena: 50,000

Arbi: Jhoot mt bolo

Veena: Qasm se Rozi pe bethi hun jhoot nhi bolti..!

Koi Drwaza Rang Kita

Koi Drwaza Rang Kita

Wa Wa

Koi Darwaza Rang Kita

Ek Dukh India da..
Duja teem ne lun keeta.

Tattay bhi Lun k buhut close hote hein

1 Admi
Chokidar se:
Men Minister sahab k buhut close hoon
Mujhe ander jany do!
Chokidar:
Sir G
Tattay bhi Lun k buhut close hote hein
Lekin ander nahi jaaty.