Shirt silne ke liye 1 accha kapda dikha
Pappu-Shirt silne ke liye 1 accha kapda dikha
Salseman-Plain me dikhau?
Pappu-nhi helicoptar me dikha!
Saale bandar ki aulad yahi pe dikha.:-
SALA SINGER hi mar gaya
Ek sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya.
Khol k dekha tow andar 1 mara hua CHUHA mila.
Sardar ne dekh k bola: A Lo, Radio bajega kaise?
SALA SINGER hi mar gaya
Science kehta hai k pani boil
Science kehta hai k pani boil
karne se germs mar jaate hain…..
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Par science ko ye nahi pata k
germs ki dead bodies
to pani me hi reh jati hai….
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“kasam se bachpan se hi genious hun, lekin kabhi show nhe
kiya”;) :D :D :D
Na Chand Hoga Na Tary Hongay
Na CHAAND Hoga,
Na TAARY Honge.
Kya HUM 2012 ma be KUNWARRY Honge?
Iss Duniya Mein Kitno K Nikah Ho Gaye
Kya hamary Naseeb Mein Sirf
“NIKAH K CHUWARRY” Honge.
waH…….
dedicate 2 all kanwary Party
Superhit Message of 2012
2012 ka superhit msg
“Ladkiya” jb roti h to wo aankhon ki jagah
Muh par kyu hath rakhti h?
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Taaki,maa-behen ki gali na nikal jaye……!
Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai
Wife: Suno doctor ne muje 1 mahina aaram k liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge ?
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Husband: Dusre Doctor k pass. :D
Maah-e-Loadshedding Mubarak
Maah-e-Loadshedding Mubarak Hoooo :P
Pakistan me LOAD SHEDDING ka
Chaand Nazar Aa gaya Hai ;)
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Shadi ki 14th Anniversary
Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch me tha.
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Wife: Kia soch rahay ho?
.
Husband: Yad hy,
Jub tumharay abu ne hamen date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro, Ya 14 saal k lye Jail jao,
.
Wife (smiles): Yes.
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Husband: Agr Me sahi faisla karta to,
Aaj Azaad ho jata. :p hehehe
Jo meri har baat manega aur mere
:: Mom to Children ::
Jo meri har baat manega aur mere
Aage bilkul nhi bolega main use gift
dungi
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Chota Bacha : Loji ,is trah to sare gifts dad hi
le jayenge :p
2 Machar Batein Kar Rahe Thy
2 Machar Batein Kar Rahe Thy……….
1st Bola-Main Docter Banuga.
2nd Bola-Main Engineer Banuga.
Itne Me Aunti Ne MoRtIN Jala Di.
Machar Bole-PaGaL Ne pura Career hi Khrab Kar Diya …………
:) :D :p
